Decent limited removal. Overkils creatures when you get your Pathrazer of Ulamog stuck in your hand too early, but certainly playable.
mdakw576
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(28 votes)
It looks like the angel is going to get tentacle raped.
Fictionarious
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(25 votes)
All the angel saw was her IMMANENT RAPE. So Lulzy.
Vinifera7
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(23 votes)
This card will gain the casual moniker "Tentacle Rape".
Donovan_Fabian
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(6 votes)
So this card combos with disaster radius and similiar cards like explosive revelation. The idea is you never actually play your eldrazi, rather using see beyond, and cards that re-order the top of your deck (or don't have any other creatures except eldrazi, combined with some polymorphs) and then cast these destructive cards on your opponent instead. Makes sense, actually, if you explosive revelation something like the size of ulamog twice, the game ends.
A3Kitsune
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0)(12 votes)
Nice. Black creature-kill that deals with black creatures, regenerators, and indestructables. Great.
majinara
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(7 votes)
The card ain't bad, but for me personally too unreliable.
In the best case you have a 3 mana spell killing a creature. And we already had that before for less mana. In the worst case, you have a dead card in hand doing absolutely nothing.
Not to mention what happens when your opponent plays a discard deck for example. Or if you are late game, have enough mana to play your creatures and do so, and then topdeck this. It's then a completly useless card.
Not horrible, but too situational imho.
Yoto32
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
How come everyone got this awesome kill spell during the releases and not me? State-based kills are highly underrated.
DonRoyale
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
Splashing black for these at the prerelease was definitely a good idea; being able to kill a Spawnsire of Ulamog by revealing Pathrazer of Ulamog was definitely worth the idea of running a single Swamp and two of these.
Good In Limited, Bad In Constructed. :V
Greyson97
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
What is nice about this card is it isnt doing damage. you are changing the state of the creature card's toughness, hopefully down to 0 or less than 0. why is this important? because you are not doing damage to the card. why is that important? because a creature with a totem armor on it will still go into the graveyard, bypassing the totem aspect. so you dont have to kill it twice.
Gilder_Bairn
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(16 votes)
Tentacle rape just waiting to happen.
Gaussgoat
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
The reason I really like this card is that it takes advantage of getting stuck with a large Eldrazi or other bomb in your hand before you're able to cast it. It is also flexible enough to drop most basic/mid-level creatures for a simple 3CC. A very good remover for black.
There is only one tentacle rape card, for those of you who have not seen it please allow me to introduce Earthbind. Nuff said.
Axelle
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(5 votes)
@ Concerned_Bystander: Earthbind looks more like a bondage-themed card than a tentacle rape card.
As for the card, I really don't like it. Flavorful, though. Especially funny to see a 1/1 creature induce despair all over a Phyrexian praetor or Baneslayer Angel.
blurrymadness
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(4 votes)
Fantastic for things like Reanimator decks. If the enemy gets out something big, chances are you have AT LEAST a 6 cost in your hand, if not a 7-9 cost. And in reanimator, what are they gonna do when you reveal a card to them? Shat themselves?
Villainous1
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0)(14 votes)
"Once I was human. Now I can overkill Baneslayers at instant speed just by glaring at them."
~ The Great Lord Egotist
This should really have been printed in the Divine vs. Demonic set. Just because.
acemanner
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(16 votes)
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.
Totema
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(7 votes)
More than half of the comments are about the art. Nice going, Mr. Igor Kieryluk.
Ideatog
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(4 votes)
Smexy.
Shadoflaam
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0)(5 votes)
This is why nerds are stereotyped as perverts. It's certainly not bad enough to never be run ever, and so eventually someone's mom is going to find this in said person's deck, and Magic will have one less player.
boneclub
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(7 votes)
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
CorkBulb
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(5 votes)
Whoa. My mind isn't usually sick and twisted but after I read some of the tentacle rape comments I couldn't help but start thinking.
Imagine revealing Grsielbrand to tentacle rape Avacyn...... 0_0 In front of all her followers and they can do NOTHING to stop it..... And it would be JUST enough to take her down. So, she would put up a long but futile struggle as he, slowly, takes her down. *_* Oh, Griselbrand's ultimate revenge! ^_^
Now that would be a fantasy pron I would pay money to see! XD
Now all those Bankslayer Angel haters can have their ultimate fantasy revenge! The irony of it is that a revealed demon for the CMC gets past the protection from demons with this ^o^ !!!!
@GrimjawxRULES: Yes, it should have...... all those pretty angles....
Ack! What am I posting!? Dammit! Look at what all of you did to my soul!
I.... I kind of want to make a kinky themed deck now.
A_Real_Travesty
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Love the flavor. With your hand representing what is currently on your mind, it's like you've just explained in graphic detail exactly what you're going to let your next creature do to them.
"Ever heard of Lorthos? Giant mass of slimy, sticky tentacles. Beak that can crack a body in half. A brain as big as an island, so that you know he understands and enjoys every last bit of pain he inflicts on you. Yeah, I'm going to let him have his way with you, and I'm going to watch."
Opponent: .....-8/-8 *dies*.
Secksee
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
@Shadooflaam: If that's what comes to her mind, then we know what she likes to do with her alone time.
The_Murderauder
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Man, I'm really not liking all the rape-themed comments on here. I thought Magic players were a little more mature than that, but whatever.
Good card. Even if you kill their 1/1 with your 1/1, that's card parity. Still just as good as Dark Banishing or something similar.
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So Lulzy.
In the best case you have a 3 mana spell killing a creature. And we already had that before for less mana.
In the worst case, you have a dead card in hand doing absolutely nothing.
Not to mention what happens when your opponent plays a discard deck for example. Or if you are late game, have enough mana to play your creatures and do so, and then topdeck this. It's then a completly useless card.
Not horrible, but too situational imho.
Good In Limited, Bad In Constructed. :V
4/5
As for the card, I really don't like it. Flavorful, though. Especially funny to see a 1/1 creature induce despair all over a Phyrexian praetor or Baneslayer Angel.
~ The Great Lord Egotist
Nothing more needs to be said.
Imagine revealing Grsielbrand to tentacle rape Avacyn...... 0_0 In front of all her followers and they can do NOTHING to stop it..... And it would be JUST enough to take her down. So, she would put up a long but futile struggle as he, slowly, takes her down. *_* Oh, Griselbrand's ultimate revenge! ^_^
Now that would be a fantasy pron I would pay money to see! XD
Now all those Bankslayer Angel haters can have their ultimate fantasy revenge! The irony of it is that a revealed demon for the CMC gets past the protection from demons with this ^o^ !!!!
@GrimjawxRULES:
Yes, it should have...... all those pretty angles....
Ack! What am I posting!?
Dammit! Look at what all of you did to my soul!
"Ever heard of Lorthos? Giant mass of slimy, sticky tentacles. Beak that can crack a body in half. A brain as big as an island, so that you know he understands and enjoys every last bit of pain he inflicts on you. Yeah, I'm going to let him have his way with you, and I'm going to watch."
Opponent: .....-8/-8 *dies*.
Good card. Even if you kill their 1/1 with your 1/1, that's card parity. Still just as good as Dark Banishing or something similar.