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Daily Regimen

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Daily Regimen

Comments (29)

SavageBrain89
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0) (7 votes)
??? What the hell is with this guy's arms? HIs right arm is bulky and ripping with muscle while the left one is scrawny and pathetic. And he's giving a boulder to a kithkin. Could someone please tell me what's going on here in this picture?
holgir
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (8 votes)
Obviously he's an arm wrestling champion.
mdakw576
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (8 votes)
strokes his sausage too much you mean
Ajani_is_da_man
★☆☆☆☆ (1.1/5.0) (8 votes)
Type your comment here.
HairlessThoctar
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (9 votes)
He's lifting weights.
And being a giant, he's probably been at this for an improbably long time; hence why the right arm is huge.
Exuberance
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
Hey, neat, they made an inverse of Torture.
RafiqTheMiststalker
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (9 votes)
Muscle Burst.

Wackin that pingas
Vedalken_Arbiter
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (10 votes)
Seems like it was "Self indulgence" that built this guy up, what with one arm bigger than the other and all.
Stray_Dog
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (3 votes)
Who is the little man in the lower left corner?

"No stone for you!"
Angus_Burger
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
The small guy in the card is holding three fingers up, he is actually counting how many lifts the giant did. Just clearing that up for people who don't have the card.
land_comment
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Kinda like torture.
Wormfang
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (3 votes)
this came before torture guys, torture is the shadowmoor version of this
ChampionofSquee
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
@Wormfang: Morningtide came before Shadowmoor, but Torture was around in homelands, which was long before Morningtide.
Gabriel422
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
"Hah!... Hah!"
NeoKoda
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Oh, that's a ROCK.
Purple_Shrimp
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
is the kithkin his personal trainer
SirZapdos
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.
LordRandomness
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
"My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!"
RunedServitor
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Why is this rated so low? It turns your creature into Jenara, Asura of War for one white mana!
swords_to_exile
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
I'm both impresssed and disappointed that there have been no jokes about what else he may or may not have been doing with that large right arm of his.
twiddleman12
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Jenara, Asura of War says this card is underrated.
4/5
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It has the downside of being an aura.
Tiggurix
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (1 vote)
The fap hand is strong with this one.
MechaKraken
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This would go great with Corpsejack Menace out
Lord_Ascapelion
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Do you even lift, bro?
raptorman333
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (1 vote)
*insert masturbation joke here
Toquinha1977
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If he's that ripped on his right arm, he must be hung like a horse.
Manite
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This doesn't deserve to be rated lower than Blessing. It's cheaper, normally a good thing except when playing devotion, and its effect, while more expensive, also lasts for more than a turn. It's at least as good.
Drewskithelegend
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Seems I'm not the only person on here with a twisted mind.