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Strategy, Schmategy

Multiverse ID: 9784

Strategy, Schmategy

Comments (8)

A3Kitsune
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)
Very powerful, very random. Suits red to a T.
alkatrazjr
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
hello thereWheel of fortune
bijart_dauth
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Imagine if you hit 6 4 times. then hit 4 with all 8 of your rolls. Game for everyone!
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Control the likes of Balance, but illegal and more difficult to build around.
tom_hero
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Possibly one of my favorite cards ever printed.
"Well...I have two mana; lets shake things up a bit!"
Salient
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
If you imprint this on Spellweaver Helix along with a repeatable sorcery like Mystic Speculation, you can potentially cast it quite a few times... until you roll a 2.
Ferlord
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (9 votes)
Everytime. Everytime I play this, I begin to do... this. Do note that this is an actual conversation I've had during a game:

'WELCOME! IT'S TIME TO PLAY STRATEGY, SCHMATEGY!"
"what are you talki-"
"OUR NEXT CONTESTANT: A 16-YEAR OLD MALE NAMED (friends name), ATTENDING HIGH SCHOOL, WHO LOVES TO NAP!"
"stop."
"NOW PLEASE, MY FRIEND, SPIN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND GEEEEEEET READY TO ROLL!"
(Rolls dice)
"OH, AND THE FUN HAS JUST STARTED: YOU ROLLED A 6! THAT MEANS THAT YOU GET TO ROLL ANOTHER TWO TIMES!"
"'sigh'"
(rolls)
"ANNNND WE'VE GOT A 3... AND A 1... (makes sad flute sound) TOO BAD, BUT THE FUN DOESN'T STOP JUST YET! READ... OUT... YOUR... PRIZE!"
"Destroy all l- Go eat a D*ck"
"THANKS FOR PLAYING! IT'S NOW TIME TO DROP DA HAMMER! (making exploding sounds while throwing my lands into the grave). THANKS FOR PLAYING!"
"I don't like playing with you."
"And I don't like it when you play Elvish Piper so you can play a second-turn Blightsteel Colossus, but, you know... you have to have a little give and take"

And that's a standard magic game with my friends.
Monkeypantsa
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Imprint this on an Isochron Scepter