make the word "doggie" to make the pun more obvious.
Sidek
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(7 votes)
If it weren't for those meddling kids...!
What..? Someone had to.
VoidedNote
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I love the concept.
ratchet1215
★★★★☆ (5.0/5.0)(15 votes)
I would've gotten away with it, too.
Nikeyeia
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(9 votes)
"C'mon, choose Monkey. Everybody loves monkeys."
Midnight-Star
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(4 votes)
Kills Grizzly Bears, lol.
Selez
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
I love the flavor text.
dybeck
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Fun :)
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(8 votes)
Pick "target". They'll be limited to board wipes and bigger creatures as ways to deal with these guys. And tons of cards say "target."
infernox10
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Seriously, if this card wasn't in "Un",
This would see tournament play.
This is hard lockdown, between "target" to get rid of removal,
"damage" to get rid of burn, evergreens like lifelink/deathtouch or infect, etc. as long as there's reminder text,
Even "can't" would remove a lot of things that could be a threat,
Though if you plan to play more than one of these, make the last one "can't".
desolation_masticore
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
"play" or "when" as well
nemokara
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Ruh roh.
land_comment
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0)(4 votes)
Jace. 'chuckle'.
SereneChaos
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
Naming creature eliminates over half the cards in the entire game, as well as making it very hard to kill (no "3 damage to target creature or player", no "destroy all creatures", etc.).
Also, naming "Jace" will not stop Jace. It won't even stop Jace's Erasure or Jace's Ingenuity.
Yoktes
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(5 votes)
when new phyrexia comes out i am buying 4 of this and saying "infect"
Gelzo
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(8 votes)
I love how blatantly the art says "THIS CREATURE IS WHITE AND BLUE".
JFM2796
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Choose Pheldagrif
aznxknightz
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Slivers
djflo
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Love the kid in the front doing a Nixon.
Lueseto
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(3 votes)
against blue? choose the word "counter"
against burn? choose the word "damage"
you can always choose a clever word that won't stop your game and will stop them dead :D this card is excellent
wezli333
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
@totema It seems the entirety of your brain was out to lunch when you posted this comment. Read the card again "four OR MORE letters."
Ferlord
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
That's pretty awesome. The flavour text could've been better if they said something about, "Getting away with it".
Maybe "... and you thought you would've gotten away with it!"
Maybe that's just too obvious...
DarthParallax
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Nothing is too obvious for MTG flavour text- especially Un- MTG flavor text.
If I ever get one of these, I'm going to see about carefully altering it so that it looks like the original flavor text was:
"I would have gotten away with it to, if it weren't for those Meddling Kids"-- Blackbeard, Drogskol Captain
Things to try: "Creature" "Target" "Damage" "That" "-1/-1" (Is that a word?) "With" "Land" "Artifact" "Ability" "Counter" "Spell"
Megadog
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@ Lord_of_Gelectrodes Name "counter", and play other types of control other than counters spells. Stops nearly all of the phyrexian cards, a hell of a lot of other powerful cards, and makes all your spells uncounterable.
MJ_Berry
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Permanent.
Lord_of_phyrexia
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"Draw" "Discard"
Long-ears
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
use this card after a board-wipe and choose "Wizards" or "Coast".Guaranteed win after 10 rounds at most!
amberbock
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Long-ears: Wizards and Coast don't have the effect you think it does. There are only 2 non-land cards with Coast in the text box and 10 with Wizards.
Comments (33)
What..?
Someone had to.
This would see tournament play.
This is hard lockdown, between "target" to get rid of removal,
"damage" to get rid of burn, evergreens like lifelink/deathtouch or infect, etc. as long as there's reminder text,
Even "can't" would remove a lot of things that could be a threat,
Though if you plan to play more than one of these, make the last one "can't".
Also, naming "Jace" will not stop Jace. It won't even stop Jace's Erasure or Jace's Ingenuity.
against burn? choose the word "damage"
you can always choose a clever word that won't stop your game and will stop them dead :D this card is excellent
The flavour text could've been better if they said something about, "Getting away with it".
Maybe "... and you thought you would've gotten away with it!"
Maybe that's just too obvious...
If I ever get one of these, I'm going to see about carefully altering it so that it looks like the original flavor text was:
"I would have gotten away with it to, if it weren't for those Meddling Kids"-- Blackbeard, Drogskol Captain
You know. Because he's a Ghost Pirate.
name "Poison"
"Creature"
"Target"
"Damage"
"That"
"-1/-1" (Is that a word?)
"With"
"Land"
"Artifact"
"Ability"
"Counter"
"Spell"
Name "counter", and play other types of control other than counters spells. Stops nearly all of the phyrexian cards, a hell of a lot of other powerful cards, and makes all your spells uncounterable.
"Discard"