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Creature Guy

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Creature Guy

Comments (11)

A3Kitsune
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Run in multiplayer, not much chance all the other players will remember and avoid the 'Gotcha' words.
car2n
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (2 votes)
"...who once said the phrase "Creature Guy is a card in Magic: The Gathering."
boneclub
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (6 votes)
Because nobody seems to have pointed it out, if you put the flavourtexts in this order:
1. Creature Guy
2. Save Life
3. Deal Damage
4. Spell Counter
5. Kill Destroy

You get a nice little rhyme:
"There once was a player named Quinn, who consistently managed to win. Until he got singed, playing Unhinged, getting Gotcha'd again and again."
thedarkheathen
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (5 votes)
Pranked, I refer to creatures as 'dudes'
divine_exodus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)
I think this is the gotcha that gets people the most.
rulesinquisitor
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Creatures are "mans" in my book.
sonorhC
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
Probably the weakest of the Gotchas, since there's no reason for him to ever end up in a graveyard to begin with: Your opponent could just keep on blocking him, or letting him through, or whatever. All the others are instants, which you could cast again and again.
NoobOfLore
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Critters, dudes, mans, or either of the gendered pronouns work.
I tend to stick with Chumps.
Kelptic183
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Awesome with Survival of the Fittest. I wish Un-cards were legal in EDH.
KFrosty
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
this work well unless your playing with someone who uses only female creatures and doesn't ever use the word creature.

My wife's all faerie deck, for example
"My faerie girls attack!"
Bbone37
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Kelptic183: If you wish UN-cards were legal, then make them legal in your play group. Its a casual format. If you and your firend agree to tyr playing with them, then do it. The Magic Police aren't going to come get you.