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Granny's Payback

Multiverse ID: 74281

Granny's Payback

Comments (23)

BrimandVormay
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (5 votes)
for me this card means 19LP boost, but for you ancient nerds this could mean as much as 30LP or more lol. like all cards in the unhinged set this card is good fun lol
Dante80
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (4 votes)
Good card, love the flavor text....XD
@go
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0) (4 votes)
Granny PWND my @ss last nite
SwordSkill
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.7/5.0) (3 votes)
Very few people would play this card in a deck.. First requirement is for them to know what magic is...
HairlessThoctar
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (4 votes)
I have never laughed harder at a magic card than when I first saw this card, except for possible Fleshbag Marauder
Gaussgoat
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (4 votes)
This is probably my favorite unhinged card; awesome stuff. Virtually any player should be able to play this with a Sanguine Bond for the win :D

5/5
supershawn
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
the youngest person I know who plays magic is 13, even for him it would be a good card, the oldest person I know who plays magic is 40.......
DoctorKenneth
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (5 votes)
Strictly better than Stream of Life...I would imagine.

Abuse potential if you're playing Magic post-humously.
therealnick103
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This would mean 17LP boost for me at the moment (I'll shut up now.)
allmighty_abacus
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
23 LP boost. Yeah, pretty nice. Just pray some jerk doesn't drop a false cure and abruptly end the game.
Also, to the kid claiming 30 year olds are "ancient"- you know what I'm not even going to say anything to you, I'm just going to laugh at you.
Kryptnyt
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (10 votes)
Do you have to provide valid ID to recieve the life in an Un-tourney?
shaarlander
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (9 votes)
I taught my granny how to play MtG only to see her playing this card against me. 73LP... i laughed hard, then i cried
ROBRAM89
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (5 votes)
8 for 21 life is not bad.
ZeroSheep
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Oh no! Marit Lage got out of the ice and she's p*ssed!
062regrahc
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (4 votes)
this is why i want to teach my grandma to play magic
StyrofoamKing
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (10 votes)
It's kind of the ANTI-creep card. The longer it is since it came out, the better I find it.
KnexWiz
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0) (2 votes)
i count my age by hours, yeah 140808 life seems preaty good
DoragonShinzui
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Revenge is a dish best served fresh baked from gramma's kitchen.
Zetto1995
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
My great grandmother would love this card, She is 102 and still going strong.
LordRandomness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I reckon this would have been more amusing as "Target player's life total becomes his or her age", personally. "Take that, ya young whippersnappers!"
azure_drake222222
★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Is she wearing a pineapple skin?
Ferlord
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Apparently, they came out with a Judge Foil of this with proper flavour text:

"Few remember the exploits of Dakkon's grandmother, Eunice Blackblade."
legendary_orp
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)
5/5 for the flavour text.