with Lantern of Insight or something similar, this card is broken.
greyhour
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(5 votes)
See this monkey here? Yeah, that one. It makes the most wonderful drugs. You will forget all you life's worries. Don't try resisting, it hurts.
Hand_Bannana
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
choose, 'target' or basic abilities like 'infect' or 'flying' lols
jsttu
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
choose the words a, the, and, or something like that. if the main text of the card doesn't have it, the flavor text probably will.
NoFatWizards
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
okay, this is my second favorite card with the word taint in it. the art is amazing. the flavor is fun. I myself like to pick the word "taint" and hope my opponent has font of mythos.
Superllama12
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
So what about something like Desert Twister? Do you follow what's written, or the erratta? I would assume what's written, but erratta is what is assumed to be written on the card. Also, what if a different edition is worded differently, like the Alpha vs. the M10 versions of Clone?
DoragonShinzui
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Dude, that is one funky monkey.
KokoshoForPresident
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Weird, but really awesome. I love joke cards.
Lash_of_Dragonbreath
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Simply awful against textless full-art cards. My Fomori Nomad deck would own this any day.
Jdrawer
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
It's obviously an ape. Why is it called monkey?
On a side note: Cheap mill, almost broken -3 life. Besides the misnomer, I give it. 4.5 stars. The name brings it down to 4.
MisterAction
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Best words to choose as of the release of Theros:
"If": in 2,457 oracle texts (search terms specified a space afterwards to avoid being part of a larger word). "May": in 2,496 oracle texts. "End": in 3,048 oracle texts. "Turn": in 3,324 oracle texts (search terms excluded "return"). "Card": in 4,073 oracle texts. "to": in 5,049 oracle texts (search terms specified a space before and after). "Target": in 5,227 oracle texts. "a": in 5,730 oracle texts (search terms specified a space before and after). "of": in 5,965 oracle texts (search terms specified a space before and after). "The": in 7,165 oracle texts.
"At" was inconclusive, because it shows up in cards containing many words such as "that", "battlefield," and Abbey Matron, but I estimate it's under 1,000.
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the art is amazing.
the flavor is fun.
I myself like to pick the word "taint" and hope my opponent has font of mythos.
On a side note: Cheap mill, almost broken -3 life. Besides the misnomer, I give it. 4.5 stars. The name brings it down to 4.
"If": in 2,457 oracle texts (search terms specified a space afterwards to avoid being part of a larger word).
"May": in 2,496 oracle texts.
"End": in 3,048 oracle texts.
"Turn": in 3,324 oracle texts (search terms excluded "return").
"Card": in 4,073 oracle texts.
"to": in 5,049 oracle texts (search terms specified a space before and after).
"Target": in 5,227 oracle texts.
"a": in 5,730 oracle texts (search terms specified a space before and after).
"of": in 5,965 oracle texts (search terms specified a space before and after).
"The": in 7,165 oracle texts.
"At" was inconclusive, because it shows up in cards containing many words such as "that", "battlefield," and Abbey Matron, but I estimate it's under 1,000.
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Why yes, I am serious.