this is funny, I wouldn't be able to use it against my noob friend cause he can always beat me in arm wrestling, but my friend who's better at magic than me I can beat in arm wrestling, which is great but a 3/3 green ape token isn't enough to turn the tides against him
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
the reason this is cool is the instant speed. 3/3s make great combat tricks. Weak arms? try elephant ambush then.
divine_exodus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(6 votes)
No fair! My brother is 10 years older than me...
Test-Subject_217601
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(8 votes)
No fair!
I'm a nerd!
Oh wait, so is everyone else who plays Magic.
Magnor_Criol
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(8 votes)
I was going to provide some insightful comment on this card, but hey, free monkeys.
GrimjawxRULES
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(5 votes)
I like how this card indirectly encourages exercise ;b
I don't actually like excersizing, and thus play Magic, but hey.
Free monkeys.
unknownwarrior33
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
This is one of my favorite cards; the art, mechanic, and especially flavor text are all just awesome.
I had the excellent opportunity to meet Jim Nelson. Naturally, I bought an artist proof of this card which he signed. It's probably the prize of my collection. Kudos to goatllama, by the way; even Jim Nelson didn't remember who the people in the background were.
icantridemybike
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
hahaha this cards funny as hell I'd like to have this just to have it
Axelle
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
A 3/3 for with a drawback. Not very good, even if it's an instant. Unless you trust your arm wrestling abilities.
Megablaster326
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
A full nine years and no one has posted that Garanth is an anagram for Tangarth? o:
JimmyNoobPlayer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Megablaster326: Garanth has seven letters. Tangarth has eight. They are really close though. @Goatllama: you misspelled Marxist of Keld.
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Weak arms? try elephant ambush then.
I'm a nerd!
Oh wait, so is everyone else who plays Magic.
...Or both arms.
...But hey, free monkeys.
Free monkeys.
I had the excellent opportunity to meet Jim Nelson. Naturally, I bought an artist proof of this card which he signed. It's probably the prize of my collection. Kudos to goatllama, by the way; even Jim Nelson didn't remember who the people in the background were.
@Goatllama: you misspelled Marxist of Keld.