Pointed Discussion

Uh... Interesting? The flavor only kind of makes sense. Good in a white equip deck, I guess.

Hilarious when you own no creatures that the equipment could be attached to.

General: What happened? The enemy camp was abandonned! How did we take casualties?
Soldier: Um, well, they left their armoury behind, and....
General: Yes?
Soldier: We may have tripped and fell on an axe, sir.

This is going to be fun if a living weapon deck becomes (remotly) playable.

DoctorKenneth's comment does have a strictly better (and infinitely more hilarious) flavor than this card's flavor text.

You're forgetting the other part of this card that doesn't make sense - it's a card about equipment, yet the art shows some kind of... bear. Shooting light rays. From its mouth. Yeah.

DoctorKenneth, you have made this card have the best flavor ever. I salute you.

Also, I want to see someone make an amazing deck whose win condition is you put a shit ton of equipment out, toss it into a Stuffy Doll, and Armed Response the doll before hitting the opponent for the kill.

Strange art, but I guess you could use this in an equipment deck. Not sure why when you could just run path to exile. Heck even dispatch would be a superior version of this card. 3 Equipment and you can exile anything for instead of just dealing 3 damage.

I am sure this card did some minor work in limited format. Limited is MTG grand excuse for pretty much every card.