Pointed Discussion

Run with Sudden Spoiling. Hilarity will ensue.

Mountains sit in a line.
Leatherback Baloth,
Leonin Bladetrap,
Lava Burst and Leeching Bite.

It's the end of the world as we know it
(And I feel fine...)

Lava Storm was generally more useful defensively, anyway. Here's a colorless version with a cost you can divide over two turns, that interacts with things that like artifacts. Doesn't hit flyers, though.