"I'll swing with my Hurloon Wrangler; It's unblockable."
"Oh? That's what you think! *drops pants* I think I'll block with my Air Elemental."
Gilder_Bairn
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(5 votes)
I live in texas. EVERYONE WEARS JEANS.
DFG_Danger
★☆☆☆☆ (1.1/5.0)(4 votes)
CMC 3 for a 2/2 *maybe* unblockable isn't so great. Funny card, though.
longwinded
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(9 votes)
I also live in Texas. There is no *maybe* to the utility of denimwalk.
SereneChaos
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(24 votes)
"In response to your attack, I'm taking off my pants."
Gotta love the classics.
Bounty
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(11 votes)
As I recall, someone actually dropped thier pants in the release tourney. They had to call the DCI judge over, who said that it was in fact a fast effect to remove your pants.
Used to be (back around 07) that the ruling was still in the offical books.
The_Cheat420
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Love this card. Don't love my friends taking their pants off though.
Kirbster
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(17 votes)
It has been ruled that removing your pants is faster than a mana source.
MarlinFlake
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(5 votes)
I think the rule that "Removing one's pants is a fast effect" really says something about the type of people who play this game LOL
divine_exodus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
No one seems to have mentioned that "Wrangler" is a company that makes jeans.
Shadoflaam
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(10 votes)
Psht, I take off my pants before every game just in case somebody's running this. Totally nerfs 'em. Pants are broken in Vintage.
syrazemyla
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
I live in Texas. I don't wear jeans, only slacks. I'll chump-block that all day.
getchyaroksov
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Played this a few times in casual games, and the results were pretty damn funny. None of the people I play with were playing during Unglued and the head-scratching and general "what the ***?"s are priceless.
Totema
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Just once, I am going to show up at my group's gaming night wearing tight, leather, Jim Morrison- style pants.
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
*Oh God! I forgot to wear underwear today!*
Lord_Ascapelion
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Next Un-set needs to make this into a cycle:
"Protection from Khaki"
"Destroy target sweatpants"
"As long as you control a skirt, this creature gets +3/+3"
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"Oh? That's what you think! *drops pants* I think I'll block with my Air Elemental."
Funny card, though.
Gotta love the classics.
Used to be (back around 07) that the ruling was still in the offical books.
"Protection from Khaki"
"Destroy target sweatpants"
"As long as you control a skirt, this creature gets +3/+3"