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Storm Crow

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Storm Crow

Comments (32)

Cold_Alice
★☆☆☆☆ (1.1/5.0) (11 votes)
2/1 would be better
DaaNz
★★☆☆☆ (2.6/5.0) (9 votes)
no , then it would not survive against a lowly spark spray
ttian
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0) (11 votes)
strictly better then scattershot archer
PhagePoker
★☆☆☆☆ (1.1/5.0) (9 votes)
Strictly below average, just like my girl Phage the Untouchable! Yay mediocrity!
stygimoloch
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (10 votes)
The first printing of Grand Comrade Storm Crow signifies the moment Magic: the Gathering was born, to spread its and Grand Comrade Storm Crow's light across the world. Before this momentous day, there was only darkness and strife.
FragNutMK1
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (10 votes)
The smoke cloud behind it makes me wonder if this is a rocket powered storm crow.
GottaRunGottaRunNow
★★★☆☆ (3.1/5.0) (7 votes)
Strictly worse than.... wait.
Chrome_Coyote
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (7 votes)
Seriously, you guys, I thought this card was so awesome when it first came out. When I found out how much people make fun of it, at first I was hurt, but then I was busting up. I wish I hadn't traded my Black Lotus for a playset of these way back in the day. Stupid me.
altheuser
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (15 votes)
Best. Card. Ever. I can't believe I traded FOUR of these for some fruity little flower artifact back in the day.
aznxknightz
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
Well... atleast it beats the 5 mana Deadly Insect!
Pinsir52
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (13 votes)
Rule 1: Do not talk about Storm Crow.
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Storm Crow.
Rule 3: If someone yells "stop", goes limp, or taps out, the match is over.
Rule 4: Only 2 Storm Crows to a deck.
Rule 5: Only 1 Storm Crow on the field at a time.
Rule 6: No beaks, no claws.
Rule 7: Storm Crow will go on for as long as it has to.
Rule 8: If this is your first time against Storm Crow, you HAVE to die.
NARFNra
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
Just look at the smirk. You just KNOW he just blocked an Emrakul.
Aidan_McDermott
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
When Alliances came out I had to trade so many Force of Wills to get one of these...
switchblade44
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (6 votes)
Storm crow doesn't sleep. He waits.
Pontiac
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
This card is the reason I once quit magic, the game lost all it's fun when everyone I played folded after I cast Mox Saphire, Island, Storm Crow. :(

What was wizards thinking?
gasimakos1
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
@gottarungottarunnow, vodalian soldiers

in all seriousness, i remember seeing someone play this card when i was a kid and thinking, "what the ***? is that a draft? i cant believe i thought that kid was good..."

Nowadays, i run 4 per deck. Ive got binders full of nothing but storm crows. Like to post videos of myself flipping the pages on youtube.

classic memory. 5/5
Tynansdtm
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
This art is amazing. And if I was staring down the barrel, it would be terrifying.
Ertai69
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (12 votes)
Strictly better than "strictly better."
Gako
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)
People new to MTG may have heard of this card by its other name "Chuck Norris."
Drvst
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (3 votes)
I actually used to use this card when it was first released. Had a deck filled with birds. Yup.
MordukaiBurning
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
I mean, goddamn; look at those tail feathers. Storm Crow's power/toughness is equal to Holy Strength. Coincidence?!?!
Mobus
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
strictly better than richard garfield
jwoody21
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
I clicked on the Sets and Legality tab and secretly hoped that this was banned in all formats just to give it even more sarcastic notoriety.
Ryjhan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
The only thing more powerful than the storm crow is the throat wolf.
psychichobo
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
I heard they're going to make a Duel Deck with him in it versus Emrakul, the Aeons Torn, Progenitus, and 5 copies of Ancestral Recall.

It's nicknamed the 'Uphill Battle' deck by the developers.
Kirbster
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
Not even a direct hit from a Rocket Launcher can take it out. THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE.
swagtusk
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I was let down when they went for Jace the Mind Sculptor in FTV 20 instead of this. Hasn't this thing been in every winning deck?
SarcasmElemental
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The crow is making a circle with his claw below his waist and thus has every right to punch you in the arm.
SeriouslyFacetious
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
There's a gamer bar (yes they exist) in Vancouver, BC, Canada. It's called...

Storm Crow.

So come on in and play Magic, I'll be drunk!!
Hunter06
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (2 votes)
Screwed a guy, I gave him four JtMS and he gave me his crow, I feal terrible for him :/

5/5 Stars
Mynameisbob123
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
the best card ever

Swag_Crow
★☆☆☆☆ (1.9/5.0) (7 votes)
Swag_Crow declaring, swag overbearing. Swag_Crow autocarding, swag just starting.

-Swag_Crow