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Chandler

Multiverse ID: 2997

Chandler

Comments (25)

themicronaut
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (22 votes)
I'll say it: Still waiting for the rest of the "Friends" legends.
Mode
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (7 votes)
Don't fall for his hideous grin, it's a trap.

By the way, i never noticed that he and his complementary companion have another thing in common: They're common legends.
Something you will maybe not see ever again.
(I always thought they were Uncommon, but since the official Gatherer states otherwise i'm willing to believe this is correct.)
Volcre
★★★☆☆ (3.1/5.0) (5 votes)
Use him for one of the most boring EDH decks ever created...
ohthecommotion
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (6 votes)
This is...such a weird card. This, Joven, and Eron. Just weird flavor.
Saxophonist
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0) (15 votes)
Dammit! Why did they make Chandler into a card and not Joey? He was way more awesome!
Atmos
★★☆☆☆ (2.9/5.0) (8 votes)
Han Solo?
FragNutMK1
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
Still messes up those Esper decks...if you have 3 red to blow every turn...and a way to untap him. Oh and he comes out on the fifth turn, dodging those impatient WoG's.
Nordwind
★★★☆☆ (3.1/5.0) (7 votes)
How awesome would a Phoebe card be?
GottaRunGottaRunNow
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (19 votes)
Could this card BE any more Red?
Superllama12
★☆☆☆☆ (1.4/5.0) (4 votes)
Strictly better than Joven for being less color weighty. And in the same set, too.

Boy, they screwed up Homelands pretty bad!
scumbling1
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (7 votes)
"Strictly better than Joven for being less color weighty. And in the same set, too."

Look more closely at the two cards: Joven destroys non-creature artifacts, while Chandler kills artifact creatures. One isn't strictly better than the other.
Hackworthy
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I liked him better in Almost Heroes.
Psychrates
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (10 votes)
Came here for the 'Friends' jokes. WHERE ARE THE 'FRIENDS' JOKES!?!?
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (3 votes)
Pauper EDH, here I come!!!
DarthParallax
★☆☆☆☆ (1.4/5.0) (5 votes)
Combos with Friendship.

Wait a second. There is no MTG card named Friendship. In fact, there are no MTG cards that
reference friends, at all.

Oh, wait. That's right. This is MAGIC, not Yu-Gi-Oh! Sorry,Psychrates. You would have found a smorgisbord of Friends jokes if this was a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, lmao.
CuriousThing
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)
@Psychrates
Did you miss GottaRunGottaRunNow's joke?
n00bz04
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
but GUUUUYS, MAGIC IS FRIENDSHIP!
philsrobeighn
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Saw him while looking for a red commander that interacted with artifacts. Can no longer unsee the fact that the Fall 2013 set is codenamed "Friends." It must get a reprint!
Goatllama
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (2 votes)
I....... I guess I'm going to Yemen!
wideyes
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (2 votes)
"Students, never let Chandler near your artifacts. Or your children."
AcexSpades
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Strictly worse than Viashino Heretic.
Daikoku
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
My group always thought it looked like he was going to whack himself in the head with those keys.
Quorong
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Chandler shot first!
Tlae
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (5 votes)
So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.