Thraben Valiant

steev 2012-04-26

★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (3 votes)

Wow, a splashable Steadfast Guard with 1 less toughness?
I need all the playsets of this.

TherealphatMatt 2012-04-26

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Who cares about the card's text. Look at that art.

lorendorky 2012-04-27

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (7 votes)

I'd let her flay my ass raw.

Cyberium 2012-04-27

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Awesome art and flavor text.

Glech 2012-04-27

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (8 votes)

She must be one of the Belmonts.

BagsMcpiper 2012-04-29

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (4 votes)

2/1 with Vigilance is nothing to sneeze at in this Limited format.

Nightblade777 2012-05-02

★☆☆☆☆ (1.9/5.0) (4 votes)

Completely outclassed by Elite Inquisitor

Brastus 2012-05-03

★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)

Ruby Heart?...

Majinkajisan 2012-05-04

★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (3 votes)

Is Carmen Sandiego wearing white to throw us off the trail? I guess she's looting tails from Devil's Breach these days.

ExzcellionGamma 2012-06-19

★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)

She uses devils' tails as her whip. Very badass.

Zaroganos 2012-06-27

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

Strictly better than Elite Inquisitor.

Binaro 2012-06-28

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)

@Glech
Now all we need is Dracula to complete the scene.
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Love the art so much. I can't believe how badass and kinky she looks. Aside from the art, I'd say it's a fairly decent creature. The only downside is that it only has 1 toughness, making the vigilance kinda not that useful unless your opponent is wide open and plays hasted creatures.
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Also, the flavor text seems to be a reference/parody to Shakespeare's Henry V's quote "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!"

DaveKT 2012-08-30

★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (4 votes)

Art is gorgeous!

But, I gotta say, while she talks a big game, any demon/devil hunter that can be killed by a Scornful Egotist or Storm Crow needs to finds a new job.

Kestrelio 2012-09-17

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

I'd love to see this gorgeous art fit a tougher card, but overall this wouldn't be too bad in limited.

MyrBattlecube 2012-09-22

★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (3 votes)

And here we have the newest main character in the Castlevania series: Hot Belmont.

Kaleidostorm 2012-12-30

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

The residents of Gavony and the Thraben parish sure are snappy dressers.

TheWrathofShane 2013-03-06

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)

YAH!!! KILL THEM DAMN DEVILS!!!

I tried this in RL, didn't end well. (Massive Schizophrenia).
Glad I can spank some devil ass in MTG though.

DrJones 2013-04-18

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)

Her story continues in a Rule34 illustration.

xwayj 2013-08-31

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

I'd tap tha... oh, nevermind.

DaemonNic 2014-01-06

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH!

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