Vorinclex has no plan for the future of phyrexia, just the natural evolution of his minions, and this is what he has to show for it. Somehow I think he won't be taking over anytime soon...
HairlessThoctar
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0)(5 votes)
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I was raised on the belief that for vanilla dorks, the formula for a casting cost should never exceed that set forth by this formula:
Power + toughness divided by two.
Ergo, this should be 4cmc.
Mightyass
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(6 votes)
I dont think it deserves such a low rating - its unusable in Constructed, but its gonna see play in Limited, Dinosaurs are pretty popular strategy already
Pramxnim
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(4 votes)
Shall we agree that this is strictly better than Nema Siltlurker?
MrBarrelRoll
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Won't see play in limited dinos since there are already so many much, much better dinos in the block. Hell, even red got one with their Beta Tyrannax.
blindthrall
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0)(7 votes)
When I saw the name, I thought of my ex-girlfriend's crotch.
MarlinFlake
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0)(1 vote)
I don't think I like these new Phyrexians as much as the old Phyrexians. The old ones were a lot cuter. E.g. Phyrexian Gremlins
Vinifera7
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It's just an expensive vanilla dork.
CaptainNinJoe
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
I pulled two foils of this card...
Sironos
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
No bigger insult to magic players than printing vanilla creatures (why shouldn't the creatures you use in draft have abilities? Vanilla is the worst concept ever, I hope it's a last resort cause of closing deadline thing).
@CaptainNinJoe I have two foil Goblin Dirigibles and I couldn't be happier with them.
Shieldman
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
The oil did its own work, evolving creatures into worthy predators... however, this is not one of them.
FirstPrime
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I wish every vanilla creature had this much flavor. Then vanilla creatures could be cool in their own way and less of a downer.
Aquillion
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Moss Monster was overpriced and useless all the way back in Legends, and creatures have generally gotten a lot cheaper since then. What on earth were they thinking?
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I was raised on the belief that for vanilla dorks, the formula for a casting cost should never exceed that set forth by this formula:
Power + toughness divided by two.
Ergo, this should be 4cmc.
Those stats are still reasonable; only the rare Timber Protector is strictly better.
I have two foil Goblin Dirigibles and I couldn't be happier with them.