Time Warp

Arachibutyrophobia 2009-06-27

★☆☆☆☆ (1.1/5.0) (7 votes)

Even though it's supposed to be a fair version of Time Walk, it's still unfair!

Joseph_Leito 2009-07-08

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.9/5.0) (11 votes)

How exactly? It's Blue. It's control. Blue players don't get many treats, don't complain about the ones we get.

ratchet1215 2009-09-12

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (5 votes)

This is officially the best flavor text in the history of Magic. Period.

PEVE_O 2010-01-26

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (6 votes)

Let's do the time warp again!

Baconradar 2010-08-13

★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (6 votes)

Blue players don't get many treats? How long have you been playing for? You're historically the broken colour.

jsttu 2011-06-29

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

gotta love the flavortext.

Werewolf- 2012-10-19

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)

@Joseph_Leito

Easily the most noobish thing I've ever heard said.

Blue has Force of Will, Time Walk, Timetwister, Time Spiral, Show and Tell, Tinker, Tolarian Academy, Ancestral Recall, Mana Drain, Jace, the Mind Sculptor...the most powerful cards in the entire freaking game are blue.

TheWrathofShane 2012-10-31

★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (1 vote)

@werewolf, Most people don't play, let alone care about vintage.

But as for the card, fantastic and balanced. Later reprinted as a mythic rare! Made the starter set worth it.

MICKEY.KNOX 2013-04-05

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

Wow. I had to laugh at the Joe_Leito comment too... must not be very familiar with the history of this game...
'Don't complain about the ones we get' ... oh man that's good...
I should go see if he's stickin up for Temporal Mastery... bet he likes that one...

SnackyNorph 2013-04-09

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Best flavor text of all time. Bar none.

Marzen64 2013-05-02

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

@Werewolf

I think you're forgetting about Storm Crow?

Lord_of_phyrexia 2013-06-24

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

He's a face card in poker

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