Pointed Discussion

Okay, to tell the truth, this isn't completely sh*ty. Giving all Goblins a +2 might actually get a few of them out of the chump blocker zone. It's also useful because It's not completely overcosted either. I will admit it's a bit lame though. Still, not deserving of 0.5's, that's for sh*t like Wood Elemental.

2/5

Goblin Caves is actually quite good. Maybe it looks like a defensive tool and for goblins that's kind of a waste. But it doesn't have to be.

With the Caves, it means your goblins are more likely to crash against your opponent's army again and again without dwindling in number. A Piledriver with two toughness will probably die if you let him get blocked, but what about one with four?

Give the Caves a chance. It loosens stomachs and footing so much that it makes goblins immune to Firebolts.

Interesting... this would go quite well with Goblin Shrines.

This is actual a cool mechanic. Wizards should look into bringing back a cycle of enchant lands that give color specific bonuses. Its loaded with flavor

The forgotten companion card to Goblin Shrine. Even protects against the shrine's damage on destruction.

Old school goblin decks usually ran at least two of these. There's a reason why Tivadar's Crusade actually saw some play back in the day.

"Goblins quaff, and Goblins beat
Goblins laugh, and Goblins bleat
Batter, jabber, whip, and taver hoooo!~
Below, my lad!
Ho-ho, my lad!"

This, plus goblin shrine, and a quest for the goblin lord built up aaaaand congratulations!!! You are now pumping out at least 4/3 goblins, paired with krenko, mob boss, it's on and poppin. Just wait til your reckless one joins the fun.

Best part about this card though, is that you can say screw your pyroclasms!!!

There is a face in the caves. The lips is the rock they are standing on. The people are its nostrils. The shadows are eyes.

Thats drew tucker for yah.

I thi-hhuruguh!

RUHUGUGUHGOOGOLHHH

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Ah! I don't know what happened to me. I started choking on Flavour!