Blandness, thy name is Fire Elemental. Well, no, that's not quite right. Glory Seeker beats you in that department, as well as a host of green and white weenies. Wow...that must really suck, I mean...you're not even memorable for being bland! You're just a lame creature! I'm sorry, Fire Elemental. It must really suck to be you.
In all seriousness, there are better things to spend five mana on than a 5/4 vanilla creature.
KrosanGardener
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(5 votes)
Sure, but the art is pretty neat. And a little racy; oh my.
InternetNinjacy
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Red-Hot Hottie, yeah it's weaker and unhinged, but it's almost as racy and actually does something!
‘Aaah'!!!
DarthParallax
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
needs Flash ;)
Quentil
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Back in the early days of Magic, this card had some use to fill out a red deck. Nowadays, not so much.
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In all seriousness, there are better things to spend five mana on than a 5/4 vanilla creature.
‘Aaah'!!!