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Uktabi Orangutan

Multiverse ID: 14690

Uktabi Orangutan

Comments (21)

MasterOfEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0) (13 votes)
dis *** broke my ps2
Rudyardo
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (5 votes)
Ah, the love monkey.
GainsBanding
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (8 votes)
So... they destroy the artifact by doin' it?
Mode
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (6 votes)
Mmh, the oldschool version of Viridian Shaman.
I prefer the latter one for having more useful creature types, but i like how this inspired the Unhinged card Uktabi Kong, also humorously refering to copulation.
Axil_Rose
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (8 votes)
Yeah... Read the flavor text then look at the monkeys in the background... :D perfect!
Fragskull
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
PRON!!!!!!!1!!11!
ratchet1215
★★★★☆ (5.0/5.0) (10 votes)
Did you know it takes baboons only 8 seconds to successfully copulate?
slann01
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (7 votes)
This must be censored.5/5 for the art.
Nikeyeia
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (5 votes)
I actually don't think the art was supposed to look like pron, but since it (obiviously) did, they made Uktabi Kong.
Fanaticmogg
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Whoa, I just voted this a 5 and bumpted the average rating up like 1 star. Anyway, yeah, awesome card.
Shadoflaam
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I would totally have drawn this if I was an MTG artist in 7th grade. (although I would have been four in 6th Ed.) It's so hilarious! I can't believe they can put that on a card! And hey, next to the mentally ill dancing monkey is -- HOLY LIVING F*CK!
blindthrall
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
And thus was born All Is Dust.
OmegaSerris
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
The flavor text throws all of wizard's deniability out the window. They wanted to see what they could get away with.
Axelle
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
Strictly more inappropriate to display than Viridian Shaman.
Salient
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Pulling this guy up with your Green Sun's Zenith is guaranteed to make your opponent burst out laughing.
Arachibutyrophobia
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
rule 34
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
"Oh, for the love of... My Icy Manipulator!... I'm not touching that now! Damn dirty apes. Can't you guys just use a condom like everyone else?"
Totema
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Apparently, yes.
NeoKoda
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (2 votes)
The monkey tapped that. I'll show myself out.
Kirbster
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (3 votes)
Of course her last name is "Fricker"....
Manite
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Looks like they're populating.