out of all the flavour texts in magic this one has got me good.. in the aries hole
SavageBrain89
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0)(4 votes)
This card should be renamed Crap-apple cohort.
Silverware
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0)(6 votes)
The flavor text just has me rolling my eyes. A treefolk hunting down old ladys because they made apple pies? Sounds like a bad saturday morning cartoon. No self respecting planeswalker should ever summon this creature unless they absolutly hate grandma.
Styny
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(8 votes)
@Silverware How would you feel if some stuck up old lady came and stole YOUR apples? I know ide be pretty angry.
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(6 votes)
"You want APPLES!? I'll give you apples!" ~This Guy, The Wizard of Oz
Treima
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
I love that flavor text.
allmighty_abacus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(5 votes)
Wait... so each pie only contains one apple? You need around 5 to make a pie. Those must be pretty small pies.
BaneSlayerKirby
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(8 votes)
Wow, must evil creature in the multiverse. Forget Storm Crow, forget infectious phyrexians... This smooth motha' 'folker breaks your lovely pie-making wife's bones.
MasterOfEtherium
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0)(9 votes)
I Wish They Didnt Use Richard Whitters Just For Concept Art Because Its All So Good They Should Put It On Cards.
NARFNra
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Holy shit it's a MasterOfEtherium comment that is not only more than barely intelligible, but I can actually agree with too! Of course, he's still capitalizing EVERY GODD*MN THING(hint: STOP)... But it's a step up.
As for the card, what kinda sick tree goes hunting old ladies? And what kinda evil tree could lost to 10 little girls?
Demonic_Math_Tutor
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0)(2 votes)
A circumstancial 5/5 for five? Meh. Green could do better (See Terra Stomper or Scute Mob after a turn). At least its bettter than Ashenmoor Cohort. About the art though; WTF is this guy? He doesnt even look like a treefolk :-1. How u like dem apples now?
Hevaen
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
who makes pies with crabapples?
jacktheinvisible
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
In case people can't make sense of the (convoluted) flavor text, seven wives made seven pies, which means that each wife made seven pies. Since each pie is made from 7 apples, each wife gets 49 broken bones. Ouch.
jfre81
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(3 votes)
Seriously, it's green, what kind of green deck is not going to already have another green creature on the board? You can do a lot worse.
BegleOne
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Good thing for the other six grannies that Mother of Runes fights him off mano-a-mano.
htgtmd
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Evil forest.. women plucking apples for pies.. Adventure Time?
Totema
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I wouldn't have minded a higher cost if it was +1/+1 for each green creature you control... This right here is just underwhelming.
Axelle
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
The problem here is that trees want their apples to be eaten; it's their way of spreading their seeds. When a creature eats an apple, the tree's seeds survive, and are eventually crapped out by that creature someplace far from where the seed has to compete with its parent.
TastetheJace
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Wait a minute. This creature is named Crabapple Cohort? Oh, I've been calling it Crandall Cohort! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot of myself!
Also, I started reading the flavor text in Simon Gruber's voice lol
Phage123
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
5/5s for 5 mana are considered subpar. This is a 5/5 for 5 with a drawback! If it wasn't for the flavor text, I'd rate it 1.5/5.
3/5
MaddAddams
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I'm not sure I appreciate this tacit endorsement of polygamy going on in the flavor text here.
Comments (22)
How would you feel if some stuck up old lady came and stole YOUR apples? I know ide be pretty angry.
~This Guy, The Wizard of Oz
As for the card, what kinda sick tree goes hunting old ladies? And what kinda evil tree could lost to 10 little girls?
Also, I started reading the flavor text in Simon Gruber's voice lol
3/5