Very funny, i love the artist nickname there, are they sure this is a white card.
iandustrial
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(5 votes)
Someone once told me that this card wasn't actually inspired by former Magic Art Director Jeremy Cranford, but that's pretty hard to believe when his name is explicitly included in the flavor text.
Volcre
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Human Horror lol...
lastquincy88
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(6 votes)
The guy looks like Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters.
supershawn
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
yep definetely a white card, white = lawful not good. plus protection is a pretty commonly white ability
Maraxas-of-Keld
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(10 votes)
MYTH BUSTED!!!
nowiamdead
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(4 votes)
Because nothing is awsome until it's made a Monty Python reference.
land_comment
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
A human horror!
This is like the possessed creatures...
Sothasil
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
This would be white's authoritative, totalitarian side.
Axelle
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
A 2/2 for 3 with protection from anything you want for a cost is... not completely bad, but kind of average.
immelmann
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
A little bit of story behind the card:
Art Director Jeremy Cranford received a TON of fan outrage when he decided to stop commissioning Rebecca Guay to do artwork, because apparently her art didnt fit into his vision for MTG. A lot of the outburst was over her being "fired". WOTC, in additional to clarifying their stance (she wasnt fired, they just stopped commissioning her), they paid her to do an unhinged card:
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plus protection is a pretty commonly white ability
This is like the possessed creatures...
Art Director Jeremy Cranford received a TON of fan outrage when he decided to stop commissioning Rebecca Guay to do artwork, because apparently her art didnt fit into his vision for MTG. A lot of the outburst was over her being "fired". WOTC, in additional to clarifying their stance (she wasnt fired, they just stopped commissioning her), they paid her to do an unhinged card:
Persecute Artist
So bonus points if you make someone discard this guy with Persecute Artist.