What the heck is The Rock doing on a Magic card from Weatherlight?
Kryptnyt
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(4 votes)
that's not for you to know, Jabroni!
Ideatog
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(4 votes)
Can't touch this...
Cyberium
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
From Diablo2, I bet :)
LTJZamboni
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
He is really well oiled.
embracedgarou
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Laying the smack down on red permanents I would guess.
DacenOctavio
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Ok paly, now give us some Blue Steel! Mmm, that's it, that's perfect.
Stray_Dog
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(4 votes)
I'm feeling his jive.
mdakw576
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Of course the SOUTHERN paladin has to be black, and is The Rock no less.
Tiggurix
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I love how happy he looks.
Ferlord
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0)(8 votes)
"IIiiiinnn South Dominaria, I was born and raised, by the palm trees, where I would spend most of my days.
Shining my axe to a awesome gold shine, Killin' some Goblins to pass by the time.
Well, the East and the West, they're bad to the bone! Started killing my pals in my allies zone!
I asked if I could be played to avenge my friends, They said, "You're not that good! Your mana curve is hard to ascend!"
I begged and moaned, and said my chance was near, But they replied, "We'll just reprint you in a later year."
I waited and waited, and 4 years came around, BUt I was replaced by some bloke with a frown!
This, ends, The tale of the South, well that's just sad, But, in hindsight, I am very, very glad! I don't ever need to open my mouth! 'cause I'll always be the Master of the God-Damned South!
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If he was a 2/4, would have been a scary hoser.
lebanen01
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
So that's what Tivadar of Thorn looks like without his mask on...
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Mmm, that's it, that's perfect.
by the palm trees, where I would spend most of my days.
Shining my axe to a awesome gold shine,
Killin' some Goblins to pass by the time.
Well, the East and the West, they're bad to the bone!
Started killing my pals in my allies zone!
I asked if I could be played to avenge my friends,
They said, "You're not that good! Your mana curve is hard to ascend!"
I begged and moaned, and said my chance was near,
But they replied, "We'll just reprint you in a later year."
I waited and waited, and 4 years came around,
BUt I was replaced by some bloke with a frown!
This, ends, The tale of the South, well that's just sad,
But, in hindsight, I am very, very glad!
I don't ever need to open my mouth!
'cause I'll always be the Master of the God-Damned South!