Pointed Discussion

Kryptnyt 2010-02-03

★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)

lol the monkey said ewww

h00d1um 2010-02-10

★★★☆☆ (3.1/5.0) (5 votes)

its a giant radioactive booger

A3Kitsune 2010-02-22

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

Combos well with Braid of Fire.

dudecow 2010-03-07

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (4 votes)

Probably the worst flavor text I've seen. It's too silly.

Ameisenmeister 2010-04-25

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

Hehe in german the flavor text is much nicer. :-)
Translated it's like: "Scuzzy! I can see this from a distance."
(So the monkey can see the nastiness of the ooze from a distance. Hope I put this into good words.)

Ragamander 2010-04-29

★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (5 votes)

Possibly the greatest flavor text of all time. Other competitors: Magma Mine, Lava Axe, Flying Carpet...

ROBRAM89 2010-12-30

★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (3 votes)

Really weird how they had to Oracle this.

Hivis_of_the_Scale 2011-10-18

★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0) (2 votes)

pile of mokey poo

Paolino 2012-01-13

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

I personally don't think this flavor text is stupid. To me it fits perfectly what the artwork is representing!

Reliquium 2012-02-10

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

What are they looking at?

Silly monkies.

DrJack 2012-08-19

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Haaaaah... haaaaah... haaaaaaaaah.....

Marky Mark Rosewater's flavor text is so friggin' hilarious. :-/
Good thing that genius flavor text was paired with a card with such magnificent, sublime art.
:-/

Tiggurix 2012-10-14

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

Doesn't the Oracle make this card effectively twice as big as they intended?