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Swat

Comments (20)

Saxophonist
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (13 votes)
Phage is all like, "Lawl GTFO n00b"
Kaizeischi
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (19 votes)
Phage looks kinda fat in this picture...
Which is probably what that guy said.
...Which is probably why he got swatted.
iantewks
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (10 votes)
the origin of disfigure?!
Kryptnyt
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (19 votes)
Hey Phage baby how u doi- AGHHHH MY FACE BLEARGHLLLLLglgl
WhiteyMcFly
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (8 votes)
It always warms my heart to swat a wall.
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (7 votes)
BEETCHSLAP OF DOOM!!! :D
supershawn
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (6 votes)
the art in this card explains exactly why Phage is so untouchable.
NoobOfLore
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)
It does have a lot of parallels to Disfigure.
tiddlywanks
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (7 votes)
She would be the ultimate pimp!
LordLamneth
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0) (5 votes)
Riddle for you: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Paladin85
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (5 votes)
Who needs a SWAT team when Phage does with 1 hand
1qazxsw
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (4 votes)
Kind of wondering myself why the finger-marks on his face are pointing to the wrong side, but just hilarious art.
DarthParallax
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
OH NO SHE DI-N'T!
BongRipper420
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If this costed 1 less, it probably would've seen a moderate amount of play, depending upon the meta.
DoragonShinzui
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@TheWrathofShane: Can murder be cycled?
Ferlord
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Art-wise, I can't tell who that is who's getting swatted.
I mean, it looks like Phage is hitting Kamahl...?
From what I know, Phage used to be Jeska, was Kamahl's wife. The Cabal Patriarch or Braids did something to her to turn her into Phage, or she died and they resurrected her.

If I am right, then this is Phage slapping Kamahl for... I don't know, forgetting to take out the trash? Walk their Firebeast?
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It was obviously a backhanded slap.
Goatllama
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
You just know this guy grabbed her butt.
O0oze
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
bitchslap!