Cruel Feeding

DaLucaray 2014-04-24

★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (5 votes)

Because nothing says lifelink like spontaneous lamprey-itis. Seriously, that art is terrifying.

HuntingDrake 2014-04-24

★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (3 votes)

Somewhere between Vampire's Bite and Cutthroat Maneuver.

Vogie 2014-04-25

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

Shadowcaster3975 2014-04-25

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)

Wacky, waving, inflatable arm-flailing tube-men.
Wacky, waving, inflatable arm-flailing tube-men.
Wacky, waving, inflatable arm-flailing- Oh dear gods their eating my face!

volkiteSerpenta 2014-04-27

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

It may not be terribly good compared to other cards (see Mortal's Ardor) but Cruel Feeding was hilarious in Limited. There are few things more Timmy than turning a desperate chump-blocking of a 256/256 Heroes' Bane into a dead chump blocker and 257 bonus life.

Kirbster 2014-04-28

★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (1 vote)

Is this implying there's a nice way to eat someone alive?

Tiggurix 2014-05-09

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

@Kirbster: Well, one could argue that the way many parasites feed on their hosts is quite kind in comparison to the way that predators do it, with them gradually feeding on them over time and usually without any immediate pain, while predators, by definition, kill and devour their prey in a pretty gruesome fashion.

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