Pointed Discussion

Ever noticed that triggers which let unblocked creatures "exchange" their combat damage for another useful trait are pretty much outdated?
You'll just get the effect without having to renounce the combat damage.

This 2/2 four-drop for instance which might steal an artifact card (which your opponent doesn't necessarily have) might easily also deliver its 2 damage once it gets through.
Even more useful cards of that sort like Ophidian would still be far from broken.

ARGGG!!!11!one

Kukemssa is a weird word. This card is illustrated by JOCK. I wonder if he was in a frat in college.

Blightsteel collosus? Mine.
second only to memnarch

Yet another card that combos with Dwarven Warriors, although in this case, Crafty Pathmage makes more sense.

Of course you'd have to give this evasion of some sort to get him around that Blightsteel Colossus. Crafty Pathmage, Deepchannel Mentor, Ethereal Usher are options to make him unblockable. Blue has plenty of evasion-granting spells and abilities.

I bet if this card had a more useful creature type like merfolk it wouldn't be rated 2.5/5. Then again this was from before creature types got particularly important.

They lost the thing more dear than gold? You mean platinum?

Yar! We be takin' yer booty... Starting with that Liquimetal Coating. Probably shoulda brought somma that urselves...

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE

Wait, what did they lose to the Djinn? the ability to hide artifacts?
3/5 Stars