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Elvish Ranger

Multiverse ID: 3133

Elvish Ranger

Comments (24)

AlphaNumerical
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (10 votes)
Might not be the most playable card ever printed, but 4.5/5 for flavor & art.
Catmurderer
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (11 votes)
I would rank this cleavage up with Soaring Hope.
Bigg_ol_FATTKIDD
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (6 votes)
This is the most winning-est 4/1 I've ever seen. To bad the other versions have different art....
achilleselbow
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (16 votes)
Yeah, I, uh... wait, what were we talking about?

She should come enchanted with Lure or something.
Mode
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (2 votes)
Terese Nielsen is a good artist, she has also drawn the artworks for various famous cards
(e.g.Alliances' easily best card - Force of Will, Fact or Fiction, Frogmite, Eternal Witness, Kird Ape, Natural Order, or the most recent artwork of Swords to Plowshares...)

Her artwork is very generic - just like this creature.
However, i feel like this artwork would have deserved something cooler than a 4/1 three-drop.
Pinsir52
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (6 votes)
THE hottest woman in all of Magic. 5/5 for art. 1/5 for playability...
Maraxas-of-Keld
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
:D
Deadpyrowalking
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0) (4 votes)
If only they had boobs in real life....
Gaffy00
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Damn..nice art
BuffJittePLZ
★★☆☆☆ (2.9/5.0) (7 votes)
I am so glad Nielsen is a lesbian.
luca_barelli
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (7 votes)
lol. Has a full star higher rating than the other version and I think I know why.
Asmodi0000
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (19 votes)
This is like some scene out of a really cheap horror movie.

"Oh wow, I'm so tired of walking through these misty woods at night, and I've gotten all hot and sweaty..."
valhalla86
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (4 votes)
Agreed,,, art is quite nice,,,, have her in my elf deck! just for fun....."but she really works well for me though" has been the detrmining factor in many of my games "that she has"
RJDroid
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (11 votes)
The art is like an advertisement for a beer.

"Drink Elvin Brew, made from all-natural ingredients, and we strongly imply that the pretty lady in the picture will develop amorous feelings for you!"
Drvst
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (3 votes)
I am going to make a deck of nothing but these. I'll lose... but I won't care........
Speednat
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (5 votes)
Compare the rating of this card 3.7 to the variable art version of this same set 2.0 and please tell me that it isn't the cleavage on a drawing that boosted this card's rating.
NeoKoda
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (5 votes)
You'd think all of that frontal cushioning would give more than 1 point of toughness.
Kirbster
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (7 votes)
I would sooooo Tap that.


When attacking.



Unless i gave it vigilance somehow.
SarcasmElemental
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
Undeniably famous card.
Cosumel
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Male version = $0.14
Female version = $0.24
Conclusion: MtG is somewhat male hormone dominated.
Salient
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
That pole weapon planted front and center in the foreground is not phallic.

Nope, not phallic at all.

Move along, move along.
car2n
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Shouldn't this belong on the cover of a pulp romance novel, like "Eternal Yavimya Nights", "Mounted By The Baloth", or "The Rose of Ravinca"?
TheMonsterClips
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Well, now I know I have already commented on Elvish Ranger, but this art! Now, this comment may give away my gender (like that matters?), but that is one sexy looking Elf!