Biggest squirrel ever. Awesome, but why threshold? Why does a squirrel freak out when there's enough dead things?
AlphaNumerical
★★☆☆☆ (2.4/5.0)(8 votes)
This reminds me of a girl I know. When I last saw her almost two years ago, she was literally half my height. When I saw her again, she was two heads taller than me, and the first thing I asked her was "Who the *** are you?"
I was like. What the **** is wrong with this little bastards?!
MasterOfEtherium
★★☆☆☆ (2.1/5.0)(15 votes)
I'm Walkin My Squirrel
True_Smog
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Big Furry Squirell.
Laguz
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
It's an 8/8 for 4 in any deck that would play it, but some evasion would have been nice. I wonder why ug madness never played this?
Edrocks006
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(4 votes)
...I don't ...see... How is that a squirrel?!?!?
zositmos
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(3 votes)
what type of squirrel is that... I WANT ONE :)
blindthrall
★★☆☆☆ (2.4/5.0)(7 votes)
Whoever designed this has no idea what a squirrel is.
Aburaishi
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.7/5.0)(3 votes)
It's a chocolate squirrelador, guys. He just gets a little squirrely when you play with his nuts.
rinoh20
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.8/5.0)(2 votes)
that is one screwed up squirel
A3Kitsune
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
All hail the All-Squirrel!
tcollins
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(9 votes)
{3}{G} for an 8/8 in the right deck? Sign me up! Wizards, please print more squirrel beasts, more of my opponents need to die from the ankles up.
Hoonster
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0)(3 votes)
WHAT IS THIS? 5/5
GrimjawxRULES
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(5 votes)
People seem to be missing the point. The art does not depict the squirrel - it depicts the beast the squirrel has become. The reason squirrels (and anything else that lives in the forest of Krosa for that matter) turn into monsters is because of all the mana. You could think of the threshold mechanic as mana accu'mulating in your graveyard (fits the flavor of the card, since time passes before the mutation is complete) and affecting your creatures and spells.
TreeTrunkMaster
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I would like it more if it was even +5/+5 with trample, but still fun.
Mike-C
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Whoever named this card pretty much admitted to giving up on life when he/she when public with the announcement. Not for nothing either. You know what would be fun? Watching that same guy/girl undergo a psych evaluation with pics lol, and let's begin.. What do you see in this one? Squirrel. And this one? Squirrel. How about this one? An acorn, NO a squirrel eating an acorn. Ok, what about this one? An acorn, NO an acorn eating a squirrel. Sigh.. And this one? A giant Krosan squirrel beast from hell that thinks everythings an acorn and hasn't eaten in a long LONG time! I think we have a problem here..
This card won me so many games earlier in the millennium. AWESOME.
adverecundiam
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
SQUIRREL ON STEROIDS
TheWaddleDeeKing
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Unfortunately, extremely counter-productive with most squirrel decks. For other decks though, it certainly has its place.
Hercynian
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
That's one righteous squirrel.
Man-O-Megrim
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Old school threshold mechanic was/is such a blast. Swing with a 1/1 then, goes unblocked, then dump your hand to the mongrel and profit!!! This card has beat me in the face and beat face for me many o'times as early as turn 3. I miss sitting in the cafeteria waiting for class while playing some casual games of MTG. 5/5 for mechanic...5/5 for nostalgia...but let's be honest, it's getting a 5/5 because it's a squirrel beast!!!
DarthParallax
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
this card looks extremely like "Green Bladewing the Risen". I consider this a feature, not a bug. =)
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How is that a squirrel?!?!?
5/5
The reason squirrels (and anything else that lives in the forest of Krosa for that matter) turn into monsters is because of all the mana. You could think of the threshold mechanic as mana accu'mulating in your graveyard (fits the flavor of the card, since time passes before the mutation is complete) and affecting your creatures and spells.
5/5 for mechanic...5/5 for nostalgia...but let's be honest, it's getting a 5/5 because it's a squirrel beast!!!