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Dwarven Pony

Multiverse ID: 2998

Dwarven Pony

Comments (44)

Talcos
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (11 votes)
The card has an aggressive cost for what it does. Unfortunately, I'm not sure if anyone ever needed to do what it does.
Guest474596941
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (15 votes)
Probably the most restricted and conditional ability on any Magic card... .ever.
MasterOfEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.9/5.0) (11 votes)
This Card Is A Must Have In Any Dwarf Deck LOL
HuntedWumpusMustDie
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (13 votes)
Laugh at the pony now, this gem puts my dwarf deck over the edge.
kroen
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0) (6 votes)
why the hell is this on the reserved list?
doolydooly
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (9 votes)
best flavour text
A3Kitsune
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
Margaret Organ-Kean, Magic's horse artist.
Sprogoel
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (18 votes)
but... but... ITS A PONY! :D
Eved
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
Rare? Really? This had better be on the reserved list because they plan on making some kick a*s dwarf cards in the future.
InternetNinjacy
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (9 votes)
They shouldn't have changed the creature type to horse, pony was way better. Now I just need some bunny rabbits, some kittens, and some sort of rainbow and I've got myself a Lisa Frank deck.
XTwistedsoulX
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (4 votes)
Go dwarfs. You do realize this is why Moria fell right. Might as well let an effeminate elf toss you over that mountian eh.
Prizrak
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (10 votes)
@HuntedWumpusMustDie Your dwarves won't stand a chance against my pony/tarpan/horse deck
Japicx
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
If only there was a card that made creatures more powerful in relation to their flavor...
Kirbster
★★☆☆☆ (2.6/5.0) (7 votes)
The art looks like a "My Little Pony" ad. The card itself works only with dwarves against red decks and should, maybe, possibly, only go in your deck if you like fingerpainting.

Yeah, it bugs me. Maybe if it wasn't rare....
tavaritz
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
You all forget that it's 1/1 for Red. It doesn't need a magnificient ability.
Maraxas-of-Keld
★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0) (7 votes)
This is now the brony card.
Bulhakas
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (3 votes)
@ tavaritz

And we all know how vanilla 1/1s for cmc1 are.
JFM2796
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
This got a lord in M12.
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★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (10 votes)
"Summon Pony"

Now I wish I was a Planeswalker. :3
Arachnos
★★☆☆☆ (2.4/5.0) (7 votes)
Say what you will, but while this may be one small tumble for Wizards, it's also one small step towards a Brony deck.

Now if only there were more ponies...
Wprundv
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (7 votes)
they need to bring back "pony" as a creature type.
acemanner
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (4 votes)
I asked for a pony for my sweet 16. I got this.


BEST BIRTHDAY EVAH!
Knarkfisk
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Best. Flavor. Ever.
Robface
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Managed to find a playset of these in the boxes of cards my brothers and I were given from an uncle...
Radagast
★★☆☆☆ (2.7/5.0) (5 votes)
Why? Really?
LordRandomness
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
5/5 because it's a pony.
Kurraga
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (6 votes)
If you're trying to make a My LIttle Pony deck. You could always use Pegasus cards or Unicorn cards. Unfortunately I don't think Wizards will be designing cards for bronies anytime soon. There is still hope though; both franchises are owned by Hasbro so there's nothing stopping them.
Sobukwe
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (11 votes)
Bill the Pony (R)

1/2

Legendary Creature - Pony

Protection from Goblins

1R tap : Regenerate target Elf, Dwarf, or Kithkin

"That animal can nearly talk.... He gave me a look as plain as Mr. Pippin could speak...."

Jannissary
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
This might be the cutest card in all of Magic.
Gelzo
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (5 votes)
aeiou
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (3 votes)
Wonderful flavor, very cute...

and utterly horrible as a rare!!!!!!
Purple_Shrimp
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0) (4 votes)
SHUT UP
Mode
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (12 votes)
So Chandler knows a pony that can count to six and eats meat. Pfft, no big deal.
I know one that reads entire books and another one that loves drinking sarsaparilla and cider.
Agiron
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
adrian.malacoda
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (10 votes)
Only pony card in the whole game. On the reserved list. U mad bronies?

(Yes I know there are various unicorn and pegasus cards. This is the only one explicitly called a pony, though)
MichaelSG
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
I wonder if anyone has ever lost a game to this, I mean been killed by a pony? Imagine your friends reaction to hearing you lost to a pony.
Chazwald1
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)
Most Homelands card ever.
Superllama12
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
This pony...oh my god, this pony...

IT CAN COUNT TO SIX!!!!!! JESUS SAVE OUR SOULS!!!!!!!!!
neongecko06
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
@Reishyn
The flavour text reminded me of The Mane Six... and "Cupcakes"...
BigBoyBrian
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Pony? More like a PHONY! amirite?
Reishyn
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Dwarven Pony? So I guess you could call him a 'little pony'? And if I had a copy of my own that would make it... 'My Little Po-' Ow! Okay, okay! I get it! No more references! Now stop throwing things at me!
ZaisConsultant
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Kurraga
Cough, loyal pegasus, cough
JimmyNoobPlayer
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Every pony is a horse, but not every horse is a horse.
BlazeB75
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
That's pretty clearly a hobbit in the art. And mountainwalk? Yeah, I'm gonna call that a shoutout.

Also, just who was chandler supposed to be? What the hell was the story of this set?