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Orcish Conscripts

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Orcish Conscripts

Comments (15)

Dr_Draco
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Not a good card by any stretch... But I love the art, lol.
cplmontana
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
At first you're like "Sweet, 2/2 for 1! And with text!" And then you read it and it's like "Bummer."
RafiqTheMiststalker
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Meeeh
divine_exodus
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Sure, they can write sc ript but we can't!
NoobOfLore
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (1 vote)
It's been handily outdone by Jackal Familiar.
NeoMint
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
These retards have cost me so many games. USELESS MINIONS!
cathode01
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
5/5 for the art. Orc wearing a propeller hat... can't get much better than that.
land_comment
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
An orc has a beanie in the background. Why can't they print art like this any more?
tavaritz
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Turn 1: This.
Turn 2: Two of these.
Turn 3: Attack for 6 damage.

Is that bad?
BegleOne
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (2 votes)
They just GOTTA have a light, comedic-themed, Foglio-esque block in the future. The dark, super-realist artwork of the Alara, Zendikar, Scars and now Innistrad block is starting to get old, I think. The other art direction I'd like to see is a recurrence of the Mirage-style wispy, mythological, water-color-style artwork. Anime-style, comic-style and CGI-style blocks I can do without...

And oh boy does this card suck. Orcs didn't get much love.

Lord_of_Tresserhorn
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Mountain, Black Lotus, that red enchantment that gives all creatures haste, THREE of these!

Orks are your god now!!
ThatStunna
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
You need one creature to get them to go attack or block and one creature to keep them from picking their nose.
MattLynn
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Ummm...battalion...?
Naftal
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Orcish Con***s can't unless Battalion
Phelplan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@tavaritz Yes. That's bad. Killing or immobilizing one immobilizes the others.

Also: The one that looks like a goblin is wearing a colander on his head.