These retards have cost me so many games. USELESS MINIONS!
cathode01
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
5/5 for the art. Orc wearing a propeller hat... can't get much better than that.
land_comment
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
An orc has a beanie in the background. Why can't they print art like this any more?
tavaritz
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Turn 1: This. Turn 2: Two of these. Turn 3: Attack for 6 damage.
Is that bad?
BegleOne
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(2 votes)
They just GOTTA have a light, comedic-themed, Foglio-esque block in the future. The dark, super-realist artwork of the Alara, Zendikar, Scars and now Innistrad block is starting to get old, I think. The other art direction I'd like to see is a recurrence of the Mirage-style wispy, mythological, water-color-style artwork. Anime-style, comic-style and CGI-style blocks I can do without...
And oh boy does this card suck. Orcs didn't get much love.
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Mountain, Black Lotus, that red enchantment that gives all creatures haste, THREE of these!
Orks are your god now!!
ThatStunna
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
You need one creature to get them to go attack or block and one creature to keep them from picking their nose.
MattLynn
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Ummm...battalion...?
Naftal
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Orcish Con***s can't unless Battalion
Phelplan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@tavaritz Yes. That's bad. Killing or immobilizing one immobilizes the others.
Also: The one that looks like a goblin is wearing a colander on his head.
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Turn 2: Two of these.
Turn 3: Attack for 6 damage.
Is that bad?
And oh boy does this card suck. Orcs didn't get much love.
Orks are your god now!!
Also: The one that looks like a goblin is wearing a colander on his head.