My favorite scheme in the deck. A one sided planar cleansing. So harsh in late game 5/5
anytwofactors
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I'm not against the flavor of this card (love the doomsday machine), but it just doesn't perform that well in practice. It's not terrible, but unless you're playing with 3 or less opponents it's just a fireworks show.
infernox10
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I believe the flotation ring on this dark castle is working quite properly.
BantCaptain
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(8 votes)
I am in love with the flavor text. Doom Citadel!
nvirus63116
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(4 votes)
Because total destruction is fun.
mutantman
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(7 votes)
Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational Doom Citadel!
Fadingstar
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This is one of those few schemes you don't like to draw too early, but unless it's first turn you're still getting some free removal. The flavor text inspires me to sing the Doom song whenever I play it.
allmighty_abacus
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(19 votes)
necromancer arch enemy- I will crush the world of mortals beneath the rotting flesh of the undead! Just as soon as I spend roughly a decade sifting through graveyards dodging the town guard hauling all these foul smelling corpses back to my lair... but it will be so worth it!
dragon lord arch enemy- Thinking is hard. Here, fight this dragon! Haha, Haha haha!
enraged gardener arch enemy- Get off my lawn! Giant man-eating plants! Spontaneous eruptions of land! I'm not entirely sure why I took up arching in the first place!
Artificer arch enemy- Tsk tsk. You call those schemes? let me tell you about a scheme. I'm going to put a GIANT LASER. On an IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS. That FLIES. Also I invented flying buildings. And the laser. I'm going to blow those so-called defenders of righteousness back to the stone age.
enraged gardener arch enemy- Well I invented an economically safe pesticide! It is even produced locally! With domestic products!
Artificer arch enemy- how are you allowed to work with us? How is pesticide remotely villainous?
eraged gardener arch enemy- THE PEST IS HUMANS
Clearly, there is only one real archenemy.
Kryptnyt
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(5 votes)
Being evil is so much damn fun.
GracefulInferno
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
Clearly, the "Doom Citadel" bit edged out all other possible flavor texts during the R&D session.
Reports that "What the fu- BOOOOOOOOOOM!" came in second are unconfirmed.
Tobolococo
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(6 votes)
someone please explain me what the F U C K K is this, since i didnt played magic for a couple of years.
also yeah that *** has a double K, deal with that.
Lyoncet
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@allmighty_abacus
You, sir, have graced us with the best comment in Gatherer history. Congratulations.
As cheesy as "Doom Citadel" is, I just love it as a throwback to mid-20th-century pulp science fiction. Puts me in mind of Nevinyrral's Disk.
Superllama12
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Wait wait wait...WHAT THE HELL R THIS AMAZINGNESS????!?!?!?!??!?!
Arachibutyrophobia
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
damn, that's just powerful
Totema
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
*sets one into motion* I'd call that a successful first test. *a few turns later* *sets a second one into motion* I'd call that a successful second test. And so on and so forth...
muggtonp
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(5 votes)
IMM'A FIRING MAH yeah ok sorry
Villainous1
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It's firing a beam of pure flavour.
SirZapdos
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Reminds me of the Black Omen from Chrono Trigger.
doombladez
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Does anyone else see the Imperial logo from Star Wars where the laser is coming out? The death star similarities continue....
TheManakinTransfer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Read that in The Monarch's voice.
Goatllama
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"Golem, arm the doom citadel. Golem, recharge my Rod of Ruin. Master doesn't even care that today's my birthday."
Arachnos
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(2 votes)
@Smithney: I'd call it a good scheme just because it mentions a DOOM CITADEL.
TheWrathofShane
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
This is what you get for playing with nonland perms..
wholelottalove
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Needs to be a British guy in a tuxedo in this artwork. Out of context but oh so lolful.
Comments (30)
dragon lord arch enemy- Thinking is hard. Here, fight this dragon! Haha, Haha haha!
enraged gardener arch enemy- Get off my lawn! Giant man-eating plants! Spontaneous eruptions of land! I'm not entirely sure why I took up arching in the first place!
Artificer arch enemy- Tsk tsk. You call those schemes? let me tell you about a scheme. I'm going to put a GIANT LASER. On an IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS. That FLIES. Also I invented flying buildings. And the laser. I'm going to blow those so-called defenders of righteousness back to the stone age.
enraged gardener arch enemy- Well I invented an economically safe pesticide! It is even produced locally! With domestic products!
Artificer arch enemy- how are you allowed to work with us? How is pesticide remotely villainous?
eraged gardener arch enemy- THE PEST IS HUMANS
Clearly, there is only one real archenemy.
Reports that "What the fu- BOOOOOOOOOOM!" came in second are unconfirmed.
also yeah that *** has a double K, deal with that.
You, sir, have graced us with the best comment in Gatherer history. Congratulations.
As cheesy as "Doom Citadel" is, I just love it as a throwback to mid-20th-century pulp science fiction. Puts me in mind of Nevinyrral's Disk.
*a few turns later*
*sets a second one into motion* I'd call that a successful second test.
And so on and so forth...
"My scheme? My scheme is to stab you. With a knife."