Vampire Nighthawk doesn't attack for 3 last time I checked.
DrJack
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
@Axelle - you're not very convincing. Baneslayer Angel is a hysterical example of what I hate about the newer overpowered creatures the design team has created in the last few years. And of course, most of them are "mythic" rares that you either have to pay ridiculous amounts of money for or tear open stupid amounts of card packs for. Gee, I wonder why they made it that way.
Let me "fix" Junun Efreet for the SmartPhone(TM) generation:
Phyrexian Baneslayer of Emrakul's Avacyn Art: Totally generic "art" of some Star Trek android thing killing ugly goblins with fire Cost: 1BB Type: Summon... oops, we're not allowed to say "summon" anymore 6/6, FLYINGFIRSTSTRIKEHASTEVIGILANCELIFELINKTRAMPLEINFECTWITHERDOUBLESTRIKE PROTECTION FROM EVERY COLOR WAVELENGTH FROM INFRARED TO COSMIC RAYS When this comes into play, take 666 extra turns after this one. Annihilator 7294651034619823704928374 (When this attacks, defending player must sacrifice 7294651034619823704928374 permanents.)
Alright, I finally cooked up a card that the new generation will appreciate. ...Damn! I forgot to give it "hexproof". Now it "dies to Dumb Blade."
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Let me "fix" Junun Efreet for the SmartPhone(TM) generation:
Phyrexian Baneslayer of Emrakul's Avacyn
Art: Totally generic "art" of some Star Trek android thing killing ugly goblins with fire
Cost: 1BB
Type: Summon... oops, we're not allowed to say "summon" anymore
6/6, FLYINGFIRSTSTRIKEHASTEVIGILANCELIFELINKTRAMPLEINFECTWITHERDOUBLESTRIKE
PROTECTION FROM EVERY COLOR WAVELENGTH FROM INFRARED TO COSMIC RAYS
When this comes into play, take 666 extra turns after this one.
Annihilator 7294651034619823704928374 (When this attacks, defending player must sacrifice 7294651034619823704928374 permanents.)
Alright, I finally cooked up a card that the new generation will appreciate.
...Damn! I forgot to give it "hexproof". Now it "dies to Dumb Blade."