Despite the card's power level, this was one of Magic's early mascots...
ttian
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0)(7 votes)
it's power level is OVER 9000
Mode
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Lol, ttian! But i guess ranting about memes is not the right place here, is it? And Guest is apparently right by the way, i have an old box from revised. Check out the enclosed instructions book, and you'll see this guy being used as explanatory sample card.
lukemol
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
It's got awesome art. A little overcosted now, since a similar (colorshifted) mana cost can now get you a 2/3 with flying, lifelink, and deathtouch, but awesome nonetheless.
Ibn_Shisha
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Hurloon Wrangler is more useful, depending on who you play with.
blurrymadness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Hey, not bad for a minotaur..
Ryjhan
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Dat flavor text! 5/5
The_Murderauder
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Believe it or not, this guy used to be the face of Magic. Frankly, I think he made a much better mascot than that ***-ASS PIECE OF SHIT JACE "PLEASE DESTROY MY PATHETIC DISGUSTING FACE" BELEREN.
Okay I'm done.
TimCrockett
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
After Ted woke up from a drunken night of revelry with a tribal tattoo on his face, he found it difficult to get along in Hurloon society. He lost his job as a hymn singer and eventually left the mountains to go be a roadie for Limp Bizkit.
Claytoon
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Proud member of VCWWTMFT (Vanilla Creatures With Way Too Much Flavor Text)
weasel_fierce
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Excellent artwork and this guy popped up quite a bit when you just needed a critter or two in a burn deck. 3 Mana for a 2/2 was pretty standard in the day.
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And Guest is apparently right by the way, i have an old box from revised. Check out the enclosed instructions book, and you'll see this guy being used as explanatory sample card.
Okay I'm done.
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