Pointed Discussion

Magic: The Gathering Card Comments Archive

Vodalian Soldiers

Multiverse ID: 1902

Vodalian Soldiers

Comments (10)

Treima
★☆☆☆☆ (1.7/5.0) (3 votes)
Hey, look! It's Aquaman!

He's about as useless, too. <_<

RATING: 1.5/5
holgir
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (2 votes)
1.5 points would be a compliment.
A3Kitsune
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (3 votes)
Aquaman isn't useless. This guy is, though.
DacenOctavio
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Except for being a merfolk, this is completely worse than Storm Crow.
MasterOfEfherium
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
Too Bad This Thing Dies To Removal!
sarroth
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Longest flavor text ever on a card?
Ferlord
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
This is perhaps the stupidest art i've seen. No, not just on a creature, on anything. I thought the art for Pox was bad... well...

I mean, it's not like it's poorly drawn... it just makes this card look like an enormous ponce. Just look at that smug look in his face. He's saying, "Oh yeah. I can breath and swim underwater. Wanna go down? Oh wait.. you're human... nevermind"

F**k you, Vodalian Soldier.
WilloftheLisp
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (5 votes)
Performing the classic Vodalian "fake-shake-impaled-through-the-head" trick.
Lord_Ascapelion
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Really a shame such neat flavor was squandered on such terrible cards...
VinnydeMafia
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
That particular empire must have really sucked if they were overrun by homarids. Strictly worse than Old Fogey.