Squire

SimicGuildmage 2008-11-15

★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (6 votes)

It stalls Llanowar Elves beats, and trades with Savannah Lions. What's not to like?

Hydrogoose 2009-03-22

★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (5 votes)

1 who beats with llanowar elves?
2 storm crow has flying.

person1234 2009-09-03

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)

The hilarious part is that all those "Storm Crow" comments are actually true here. Storm crow has the same p/t with same cmc and flying for a color that gets worse weenies

A3Kitsune 2010-02-14

★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (4 votes)

There should be a token generator that makes Squire tokens. Or something that makes Squire tokens. That way all the Squire's that were printed in Time Spiral will at least have a use.

kitsunewarlock 2010-02-26

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)

5 stars for being the manliest card ever.

Of course its worse than Storm Crow. So is Tarmogoyf (can't be discarded to force of will).

nibelheim_valesti 2010-06-20

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)

Chaucer, you old rogue. He doesn't look twenty yeer of age to me.

land_comment 2011-03-25

★★☆☆☆ (2.4/5.0) (7 votes)

1/2 is not "Greate Strenght" and he looks about 10.

Kryptnyt 2011-04-11

★★☆☆☆ (2.4/5.0) (4 votes)

Donate + this =
Givin' em the ol' 1/2!

tavaritz 2011-05-15

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)

Once again the question isn't why they printed this, but why they reprinted this.

I mean, come on, this in the same set that gave us Pikemen. Same cost, same functionality, eg. can kill 1/1's without dying, and banding.

luca_barelli 2011-05-20

★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (6 votes)

Whye dost thou guyes nott lyke thisse carde? He possesseth greete strength!

Radagast 2011-11-04

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

Because Repentant Blacksmith was too powerful?!

Yeek 2012-01-15

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

When I make a cube this will be in it!

Shadoflaam 2012-02-04

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)

lololololololololol
Sanctuary Cat
looooooooooool

SyntheticDreamer 2012-08-04

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

He sure doesn't look very greete in strengthe to me.

emlit 2013-05-14

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

I hated it in 1994 and hate it still. The butt of so many "at least it's better than Squire" jokes...

omni8000 2013-09-22

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

obviously he costs more mana that sanctuary cat because you also get his horse, which doesnt help him beat said cat...

car2n 2014-02-16

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

This card is amazing if you need to pick your teeth.

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