Chub Toad

tadpoles 2009-05-25

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)

Sooo.....
Doesn't this just have Bushido: 2?

Keegan__ 2009-07-28

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)

SAMURAI FROG

Vinifera7 2009-08-12

★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (5 votes)

Although the ability works the same way as Bushido, it doesn't have Bushido 2 because it isn't a samurai.

PaladinOfSunhome 2009-09-14

★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (3 votes)

A toad with Bushido? lol. Fun to play with, but dies too easy to burn spells.
2.0

psyklone 2010-01-07

★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (3 votes)

If Chub Toad blocks or is blocked, you won't have wasted 2 mana, but only for the next 10 seconds.

DespisedIcon 2010-08-17

★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (2 votes)

Terrible mana cost for what should be just a 1/1 most of the times.

XTwistedsoulX 2010-09-05

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

the name of this card alone. lol.

BlackDoveProphet 2010-11-13

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

Chub Toad plus Sensei Golden-Tail = WIN

Superllama12 2011-01-23

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

The fat Elvis version of Storm Crow

Kirbster 2011-04-25

★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (4 votes)

BATTLETOAD.

divine_exodus 2011-05-08

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

No one seems to have noticed the hand sticking out of his mouth...

BegleOne 2011-06-15

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

I love the flavor of a small toad that's defenseless until you go to step on it, and then it inexplicably grows thirty times larger and swallows you whole.

Amnesigenic 2011-08-10

★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)

Boner joke.

Saxophonist 2011-08-17

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

DAMMIT, WIZARDS

GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND MAKE THIS THING A SAMURAI FROG WITH BUSHIDO 2

Salient 2012-06-02

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

He looks so bored.

Devoted Retainer: You are no match for my BUSHIDO, silly frog!

Chub Toad: *chomp* ... *gulp* ... Amateurs.

Dream_Twist 2012-06-16

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

stupid, stupid card, but man does it have a great flavor text. 3/5 stars for that alone. LOL

ToastRecon 2012-07-25

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

I like how you guys wouldn't have made fun of this guy if he was printed for 1 mana.... yeah that would be a real deterrent.

Arachibutyrophobia 2012-10-25

★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (2 votes)

anagram for "bad touch"

systsoultaker 2012-11-05

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

I cry everytime

TheWrathofShane 2012-11-22

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Strictly worse then centaur courser? Can anyone think of a legit reason one would want this ability over a strait up 3/3, baring strange tribal decks? Plus the ability can only trigger once per combat I think, regardless of how many blockers.

lorendorky 2013-01-21

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

How has no one said this yet... Chub + Toad = Choad.

NARFNra 2013-07-30

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

Ages before there was Kamigawa....
There was the Bushitoad.

OlvynChuru 2014-06-01

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

A frog samurai?

I guess you could call it an anurai.

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