Pointed Discussion

It should be renamed awfulsnout.

The best evoke card ever besides ingot chewer and dawnfluke nevermaker and aethersnipe

It's a pig beetle... thing. How can you not love the card for that?

@inmypants22: reveillark, cloudthresher, shriekmaw, briarhorn and mulldrifter are much better then all of those cards you mentioned.

either that or put "/sarcasm" in your post.

evoke is much more funny when you have grave pact out. 3:D And this evokes cheap...

I call him Pigturd. He will defile your dead, because those aren't tentacles...

Thinking about siding this guy in against legacy dredge; instant speed removal of the bridge from below, and whatever other card needs fixing. (this guy in addition to other graveyard hate)

The artwork gave me weird dreams about my cat fusing with a caterpillar to create a giant cat-caterpillar thing...

2B for a 2/2 with flash? I know the extra bonus on top of that sucks but what's with all the hate. Remember, you don't have to use the ineffectual convoke ability.

I love that they paid Alex Horley to paint this.

The Evoke creatures were one of the best ideas from Lorwyn Block. Offalsnout is an underrated card - especially with its ability to surprise block.

Bitches don't know bout my Offalsnout. Only contender for weirdest card I own is Stingmoggie.

The first time i saw someone use a blink to get around the evoke sacrifice, I thought it seemed a little fishy, but i let it pass. If you review the rules, specifically 702.72a, it's very clear that the sacrifice is PART of the casting cost, not a triggered effect. Failure to sacrifice the creature makes the evoke fizzle and the creature goes to the graveyard. It doesn't matter if the creature leaves the battlefield, it still must be sacrificed to fulfill the evoke cost. Any judge that misses this obviously hasn't read the rules closely enough.