CHRIST YOU COULD HAVE JUST KNOCKED NOBODY EVER KNOCKS
now I need a new door
Cigarette
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(11 votes)
The goblin version of the Kool-Aid guy. I can totally picture him screaming 'OH YEEEAAAH!' as he rips through the door. Anyhow, if he had just been a 1-Drop I feel he would be completely playable in mono-red.
A pot-bellied goblin with plate-mail shoulder pads?! So, he's like a defensive end coming off the edge, preparing to sack the elvish quarterback... or worse, considering how hard he's gripping that axe.
NARFNra
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Oh god these comments are hilarious
There needs to be a comments of the week thing on the official site or something
divine_exodus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I like how the ball and chain in the top middle looks like it's just sprouting out of his shoulder :P
tcollins
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I find it funny that he has haste despite the fact he is clearlytrampling over that door...
Kirbster
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"Housekeeping!"
DoragonShinzui
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I can think of worse things to play after a Raging Goblin.
Edward_Mass
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
No, Cigarette; he'd be completely BROKEN at 1 mana (in mono-red or even mixed), but anyway...
I'm amazed this guy doesn't get more attention. He's basically a 2/2 Haster for 2, which is good in both RDW and tribal. Certainly no worse than Mogg Flunkies in most cases.
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now I need a new door
I can totally picture him screaming 'OH YEEEAAAH!' as he rips through the door.
Anyhow, if he had just been a 1-Drop I feel he would be completely playable in mono-red.
There needs to be a comments of the week thing on the official site or something
I'm amazed this guy doesn't get more attention. He's basically a 2/2 Haster for 2, which is good in both RDW and tribal. Certainly no worse than Mogg Flunkies in most cases.