This thing annoys the hell out of me. Just reading this thing made me angry at the world.
True_Smog
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
The whole text in this card is WTF? but at least the artwork is wicked.
JL_Weber
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
lol terrible card, kills one creature of your opponents slowly and when it dies they do the same to you
Auteur
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Flavor-wise, I get it; it's a parasite that keeps on eating. If only it was a bit cheaper for such a slow effect.
Gear61
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
You can't even use this to feed Quillspike.
Terrible.
achilleselbow
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I just realized that I haven't seen +X/+0 or +0/+X (or -X/-0 and -0/-X) counters since the old days, when they were pretty common. Kind of simplifies things to only have two types of power/toughness-affecting counters now.
uberwolf
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(2 votes)
the flavor of this card is fantastic. Would love to see a retrofit of it, something like
Retromaggot 2BB Enchantment - Aura Enchant Player during enchanted player's upkeep, that player puts a -1/-1 counter on a creature he or she controls. If she cannot, then ~THIS~ deals 1 damage to that player.
Otherwise an all time favorite of mine tho for flavor reasons.
tavaritz
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I tried to make creatureless decks that used this as a last ditch kill. Couldn't get them to work. Too costly and too slow.
Tiggurix
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
What's the deal with these vintage cards with absurdly long rule text to achieve a relatively simple effect? At least on that point I can confirm that WotC has improved greatly.
ShakaUVM
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Good in a prot black deck, I guess?
LordOfTheUniverseMCS
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The flavor is amazing. It is a parasite that eats everything, and when there is nothing left to eat... Ot starts to eat you.
moonmist103
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This is beautiful. and to all the haters some cards are made to have fun! now go and trip on a razor boomerang and die. storm crow farts in your general direction
Comments (12)
Terrible.
Retromaggot
2BB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Player
during enchanted player's upkeep, that player puts a -1/-1 counter on a creature he or she controls. If she cannot, then ~THIS~ deals 1 damage to that player.
Otherwise an all time favorite of mine tho for flavor reasons.