Lol at flavor text. Monkeys mean business=monkey business
Kirbster
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(5 votes)
Green creature-kill? Could be.
The_Stray
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0)(7 votes)
The Surprise Ape Rape Trio! "These monkeys mean business" indeed. A classic card that showed just how powerful Flash could really be. 4/5
Lazylineman72
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
It's not blue and it has flash. We play this card in my cube and it always results in a surprise block/kill.
blindthrall
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0)(7 votes)
I didn't think was any good until it won me a game. Now, it's all INSTANT APERAPE!
Norrinthewary
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0)(3 votes)
Suddenly GORILLAS!
Also apes are not monkeys.
bandswithgoats
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0)(8 votes)
Hey blindthrall and The_Stray: Please stop normalizing the use of "rape" as accepted gamer slang. Thanks.
Admiral_Ferret
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Norrinthewary Most people realize that, but more people just accept them as being in the same class, take it for what it is and watch life become easier :
Far more powerful cards have been printed but I still love these guys. Surprise blocks are just plain fun to do and at 3/4 this guy was burly enough to be pretty mean in Limited.
TheWrathofShane
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Sweet card, its most likely going to be the biggest thing early on. Get this out, stomp on a creature, and swing. Well worth echo.
Bulhakas
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0)(4 votes)
Hey bandswithgoats, please stop being a mewling little twit. Thanks.
Tiggurix
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
In taxonomy, a creature never stops being what its ancestors were. So, if we take the word "monkey" to mean "creatures of the order Simiiformes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simiiformes)", then great apes, including humans, can be called "monkeys" (as well as reptiles, fish, etc).
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We play this card in my cube and it always results in a surprise block/kill.
Also apes are not monkeys.