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Helium Squirter

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Helium Squirter

Comments (13)

MasterOfEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0) (14 votes)
Beast Mutant Helium Squirter Thats *** Cool
SavageBrain89
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Fairly good card. Five cmc isn't completely outrageous and if it can survive until next turn, then your opponent may be in trouble when he/she has to deal with large flying creatures.
kajillion
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (6 votes)
It should come with flying built in because it's just weird that it can spit stuff that it already has inside itself onto itself to make it fly.
Alqatrkapa
★☆☆☆☆ (1.3/5.0) (3 votes)
I actually prefer without flying, because it avoids things like Needle Storm or Oran-Rief Recluse, etc.
__Silence__
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (1 vote)
If you play this and your opponent doesn't notice how the ability isn't a tap ability you can give your large creatures flying to block there creatures the turn it came out.
Imperialstonedragon
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (1 vote)
surely neat abilities but not neat enough for 5 cmc
Sedmon
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Do not use Helium Squirter, its' name is Helium Squirter.
Binaro
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)
It squirts helium. What more can you ask for?
Shieldman
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It always weirded me out that this thing didn't have defender or Vigean Hydropon's drawback. I mean, theoretically it can shoot the helium pods to attack, but then that raises the question of how blocking works. Isn't it just a giant pod stuck to a building?
Goatllama
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
What an awkward name.
wholelottalove
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Overcosted for a card that can be killed with one mana. Most of the other Grafters are strictly better than this.
Earthdawn
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Seems like an excellent target for Graft.
Arachnos
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"As long as Helium Squirter remains in play, all players must speak in a high-pitched voice. If its owner does not, Helium Squirter is sacrificed. Whenever any opponent does not, double the +1/+1 counters on Helium Squirter."