He Eats Grapefruits Fo Breakfeast And Babies For Dinner
Yumcha
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(1 vote)
5/5 for 4
Volcre
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(2 votes)
Interesting flavour text...
metalevolence
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(4 votes)
jesus this thing is terrifyingly overpowered, at least it's inventive and compelling in concept
Reliquium
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(2 votes)
While Spellbreaker Behemoth might be the better choice, this is a much cooler beastie, conceptually.
HairlessThoctar
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(13 votes)
Because no one has said it yet; he was meant to be a Bloodthirst enabler.
Excellent card in its own right.
izzet_guild_mage
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(9 votes)
Hairless, you're spot on. And a bloodthirst enabler he was...
Cigarette
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Gruul being my favorite guild, this guy is boss. With Birds of Paradise you have a 5/5 on the third turn. 4th turn slap a Mage Slayer on him and go to town.
Because my favorite colors are R/G, this guys flavor, and his cost, he is one of my favorite creatures.
Kirbster
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(18 votes)
5/5 for 4, guaranteed bloodthirst...
He would've been perfect if he had also had the creature type "neighbourhood."
Rumblin-Slumm
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(4 votes)
My namesake...
I love you, Bro.
NeoKoda
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(5 votes)
No one mentioned that the Izzet are cool enough to animate entire slums? For shame.
Shadoflaam
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
"My hood so tight everyone in it hates the police." "Well my hood so tight it got up and straight up ate the police." "...damn Borborygmos, you one hardcore muthaf*cka."
Axelle
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Mentions all three Guildpact guilds in one card.
Salient
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Sooooo funny.
TheWallinator74
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
An aggressively costed and powerful Bloodthirst trigger on legs? Yes please.
Though he's now outclassed by Spellbreaker Behemoth in any deck outside of one dedicated to Bloodthirst, he's still a solid card to play.
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Excellent card in its own right.
With Birds of Paradise you have a 5/5 on the third turn.
4th turn slap a Mage Slayer on him and go to town.
Because my favorite colors are R/G, this guys flavor, and his cost, he is one of my favorite creatures.
He would've been perfect if he had also had the creature type "neighbourhood."
I love you, Bro.
"Well my hood so tight it got up and straight up ate the police."
"...damn Borborygmos, you one hardcore muthaf*cka."
Though he's now outclassed by Spellbreaker Behemoth in any deck outside of one dedicated to Bloodthirst, he's still a solid card to play.