River Bear

SavageBrain89 2009-06-25

★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (11 votes)

Sideboard only. Flavor text is cool. Really wish that I had more to say.

Thaxan_Number_14 2009-07-25

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (11 votes)

To SavageBrain: t('_'t)

Ladnarud 2010-04-27

★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (11 votes)

5 stars for being SOOOOO CUTE!

<3

Duskdale_Wurm 2010-08-07

★★☆☆☆ (2.6/5.0) (4 votes)

To Thaxan_Number_14: t('_'t)

SIlverSkyz 2010-08-17

★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (4 votes)

To Duskdale_Wurm: t('_'t)

Mudbutt_on 2010-08-20

★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0) (5 votes)

To SilverSkyz: t('_'t)

TDL 2010-09-02

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.6/5.0) (4 votes)

To Mudbutt_on... oh, screw it.
:DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ

18scsc 2010-10-08

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (6 votes)

to me: BLBLLBLBLLBLBLLBLBLL PHELLDERGRRRRIIFFFFFFFFF

krumtheslow 2010-10-31

★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (8 votes)

Bears are known for swimming from island to island.

Kryptnyt 2011-04-04

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

To River Bear: \'_'/
``````````````4H
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'' ''

BastianQoU 2011-06-22

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

>.<

why must i love this card so much?

Fictionarious 2011-06-24

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)

WHAT. 3/3? Some bears must be stronger and meaner than I imagine indeed, runeclaw bear. Just not you.

Gaffy00 2011-07-29

★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (4 votes)

Strictly cuter than Lurking Crocodile.

Gelzo 2011-10-05

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

To TDL: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

SirZapdos 2011-11-03

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

Cool card. I like the flavour. I have a hard time picturing him navigating through Steam Vents or Tundra, but I think it's pretty funny to imagine him splashing around in a Hallowed Fountain while he slaps you for 3 damage.

AkiraHayakawa 2013-05-23

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

William C. Deitz seems to have written the flavor text.

Goatllama 2013-08-26

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

To Gelzo: =(^-.-^)=

OlvynChuru 2014-04-22

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

"TREMBLE IN FEAR, BLUE MAGE, AT MY RIVER BEAR! YOUR WALL OF DENIAL DOES NOTHING TO STOP IT! WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW, BLUE MAGE, WITH ALL YOUR DEFENSES LAID BEAR?!

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