She just killed bigfoot with her lever-action rocket launcher.
O.o
CatsAreCthala
★★★☆☆ (3.1/5.0)(5 votes)
OMG!!!! Gun!!
izzet_guild_mage
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(5 votes)
Holy shnapps, what happened here?!? A gun?? A dude getting shot in the head?? Whaaaaaa?? 0_o
spectermonger
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0)(2 votes)
This version has the best flavor--by far. I bet she's a Planeswalker--that's the only way she could get he hands on that kind of firepower.
Leo...Preliator
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(1 vote)
I was really surprised the first time i saw this, you dont see many gun references, especially not ones like this.
Bigg_ol_FATTKIDD
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0)(3 votes)
I think you guys are missing the point here, in that the troll(?) couldn't take how much of a "liability" the girl is, so he was shot in the head. I mean, I thought it made perfect sense.....
themlsna
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
I'd run four of these in a deck just to see the look on my opponent's face when I snipe one of his creatures with that arm cannon.
A3Kitsune
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
One of several white Portal: Second Age cards with one of this sort of early gun in the art. Would have been nice if the later non-portal printings of this card had this art instead of the art they had.
Madrai
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Oh, if only death touch was a french vanilla mechanic back then... could have made all the awesome cards with guns, humans and night stalkers each, have a great mechanic. Maybe give the white soldiers first strike, and the night stalkers death touch... I don't know, what do you guys think about Portal: The Third Age!
land_comment
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(4 votes)
"That dude just got shot in the head." That made me laugh for 5 minutes.
Necrokeryx
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Going in my girl-power deck.
Dragon_Whelp
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I mean, my heart's beating, my heart's beating. My hands are shaking, my hands are shaking. But I'm still shooting! And I'm still getting headshots, like BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT!
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(6 votes)
"Good... bad... I'm the girl with the gun."
GengilOrbios
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
there's only 1 thing i don't understand about this card: why must one be tapped to get a headshot?
LordWalter
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Who needs magic when you have a goddamn GUN?!
Areps
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
CLEARLY that dude is tapped and she is going to destroy him. buncha n00bs
LunarAvenger
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Portal 2 had a small gun sub-theme.
Fenix.
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
@land_comment: Hahahahahaahah me too!
nloock90
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"Cuz with a gat it don;t matter if you're smaller or bigger." - Eazy E
Earthdawn
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I love this card. Combo with Blind Obedience :)
rogonandi
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Janie's got a gun. :D
Man-O-Megrim
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Me: "Hey bro, would you tap that?" Bro: "Dude, she's definitely packing a boomstick...if you know what I mean." Me: "I'd still tap it." ..... ..... ..... Shim (In a deep voice): I tapped that real nice like...boom motherfu...
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O.o
- Eazy E
Bro: "Dude, she's definitely packing a boomstick...if you know what I mean."
Me: "I'd still tap it."
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Shim (In a deep voice): I tapped that real nice like...boom motherfu...