Maybe surprise blocker and a strange topless woman?! Pretty entertaining.
Kryptnyt
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(5 votes)
She has a green bra-thing under her splay of hair, sorry.
TheTellion
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
can be nice against decks that fill the board quickly, myr tribal, and goblins particularly. 3 for usefulness, would only use in casual... maybe.
TheRealSkythe
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It's Keeper of the Beast, not Breast, Kitsune.
longwinded
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Choose target opponent who controlled more creatures than you did as you activated this ability. Put a 2/2 green Beast creature token onto the battlefield.
I think they were trying a little too hard on this one to avoid the phrase, "activate this ability only...." I understand that you can't activate the ability unless you can target such an opponent, but it seems weird to "choose target opponent" (because you can't use target as a verb in Magic jargon) and then do nothing to the chosen opponent.
blurrymadness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Might consider this in my beast-token deck. Has anti-synergy with itself though; unlike Pulse of the Tangle. That said, {G} for a 2/2 is efficient, and this is at instant speed. It also doesn't fizzle or go to the graveyard if an opponent starts sacing creatures or putting them into play at instant speed.
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I think they were trying a little too hard on this one to avoid the phrase, "activate this ability only...." I understand that you can't activate the ability unless you can target such an opponent, but it seems weird to "choose target opponent" (because you can't use target as a verb in Magic jargon) and then do nothing to the chosen opponent.