This guy is definintely big enough to have trample
@go
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0)(3 votes)
Easts chump blockers all day. Thats about it
BastianQoU
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(1 vote)
I still love this card's flavor text. Although, a creature that does that should have some sort of destroy ability. Maybe even that it takes bites out of creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters? If not just outright 'This creature eats target creature. That creature is destroyed.'
jfre81
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Strictly better than Scaled Wurm. Then again, what isn't?
Mike-C
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
How his Avon Flock part of this guy?
tcollins
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Nothing says 'bad card' quite like when the best part about a card is it's flavour text. Which, by the way is hilarious.
BongRipper420
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
I love this flavor text. It makes me wish this card was moderately playable.
Burningsickle
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
love this guy! certainly not overly intimidating, but great flavor text, and much nostalgia.
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