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Somber Hoverguard

Multiverse ID: 45973

Somber Hoverguard

Comments (14)

htmlfreak
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)
staple affinity card. potential 3/2 flying for 1...easy on turn 3 for artifact deck.
Mudbutt_on
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (4 votes)
OMG that thing is creepy as HELL
Tommy9898
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
He just wants a hug.
powerdude
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (4 votes)
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone let all the pediphile balloons lose!!
Vedalken_Arbiter
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
His balloon looks like a bag of jiffypop.
dark_hero
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Goofy looking card, but just imagine that thing floating down from above you and strangling your neck. An early 3 power flyer for some beat down. Glad it wasn't a 2/3
Buderus
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (2 votes)
"...once the Hoverguards are done with them" BAMCHICKAWAWA :D
armogohma
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Jorkle-jorkle-jorkle...

Is it bad that I assume they all make that noise?
wstonefi
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Come on, people, it's a 3/2 flier with no drawback for one blue mana. Should be rated at least 4.5.
luca_barelli
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
One of the more balanced affinity cards.
Of course, that's akin to saying "One of the less dangerous nukes."
RunedServitor
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Cool, a 3/2 flying for Blue.
Zetan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Huh... with a little work, you can get a 3/2 flier for U. This sounds familiar...
Ferlord
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"Aww, c'mere purty lady... I jus' wanna smell yer hair...

Mmmm, is that peach mango? Y'know how much I luuuuuuuuuv peach mango..."
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☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I keep reading this as "Sombrero Hoverguard".