Marginally better than Hill Giant. But is has the most disturbing art ever...examine it closely... If your playgroup is a bunch of sadomasochists like mine, you'll find supreme enjoyment in this card.
SuperStuffyDoll
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(5 votes)
Hey why isn't that girl wearing any pants?! no wonder the boosters say ages 13 and up!
iandustrial
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(7 votes)
There's so much clever wordplay in the flavor text. Too bad the infamous artwork for this card overshadows it.
ScissorsLizard
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Wow. I'd never noticed the art thing before. Still, I love that flavor text.
slann01
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Poor cyclops.
Carnophage_4ever
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(2 votes)
I normally refrain from using any vulgar e-word, but for this car dI must shout a loud, disturbed...
WTF!?!
2 naked, morbidly obese people chasing each other, and one of them is a cyclops with two arms which are not even the same lenght. I didn't know "Mirage" stood for "LSD25-type badtrips".
UNBAN_SHAHRAZAD
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(9 votes)
Freud would have something to say about this card.
nic56
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Perfect with Intruder Alarm and Splinter Twin! The infinite number of tokens can attack as well....oh wait, only if able...oh wait...they have haste anyway. What a perfect effect, LOL
mflanaga
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
ROFL at the plethora of phallic imagery!!
divine_exodus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Let's see here...we have:
-- 2 moons (the least disturbing thing here)
-- 1 naked flying fat ugly cyclops
-- 1 naked blue haired dagger holding woman
-- 1 male body part shaped plant
Did I miss anything?
kdraphael
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
divine_exodus, you missed the phallically-shaped mushrooms on the phallically-shaped plant, and look at the smaller "moon"... what does it look like is "swimming" toward an "egg"? ;)
tiddlywanks
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Anybody notice the mushrooms?
JasonPaul601
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Robert Bliss's artwork always inspired a lot of WTF moments with me regarding proportions and anatomy and this is no exception. The premise alone makes this an amusing card.
Fireballmage
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Love the flavor text.
And while the art is a bit... Wrong, I like the surrealism in it.
Traius
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
There's a one-eyed monster getting ready to attack a woman, who's already riding a massive dong? Wow, how did this get rubber-stamped?
Comments (15)
If your playgroup is a bunch of sadomasochists like mine, you'll find supreme enjoyment in this card.
WTF!?!
2 naked, morbidly obese people chasing each other, and one of them is a cyclops with two arms which are not even the same lenght. I didn't know "Mirage" stood for "LSD25-type badtrips".
-- 2 moons (the least disturbing thing here)
-- 1 naked flying fat ugly cyclops
-- 1 naked blue haired dagger holding woman
-- 1 male body part shaped plant
Did I miss anything?
And while the art is a bit... Wrong, I like the surrealism in it.