It's a whipped cream card: all flavor, no substance.
NoobOfLore
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(2 votes)
Try Gorgon Flail. It happens to not be terribly overcosted. That, and it doesn't get trashed if the equipped creature dies. And, you can change who it's equipped to during your turn.
To be fair, this one gives the wonky deathtouch at instant speed, so that's something.
Tezz
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Sick art?
LunarAvenger
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Why does it destroy non-wall creatures when in the foreground the acid seams to be eating away at a wall?
A3Kitsune
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
@LunarAvenger: It has what look like lips, so it might not be a wall, it might be a person.
Dryten
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
2-4 damage goldmax psnDM
car2n
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Hey Derek, your mom called. She said she's making spaghetti on Sunday when you go visit. Where did you leave the nail clippers btw?
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It happens to not be terribly overcosted. That, and it doesn't get trashed if the equipped creature dies.
And, you can change who it's equipped to during your turn.
To be fair, this one gives the wonky deathtouch at instant speed, so that's something.