"Okay, Urza, what do you need funding for today?"
"You know that wide plains to the east?"
"Oh, the uninhabitable landscape with the scorching sun and the icy, frigid nights, with ancient burial grounds abound?"
"Yeah, I'm building a tower there."
"...You know, anybody else, and they wouldn't get more than a scoff."
"That's why you're the best. Of course, I could always stop sending you ornithopters."
"...Here's your funding."
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The Urza lands have become iconic in their mass-mana abilities. Whether it's Blaze or artifacts or, well, anything, they are loved and hated by many.
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"You know that wide plains to the east?"
"Oh, the uninhabitable landscape with the scorching sun and the icy, frigid nights, with ancient burial grounds abound?"
"Yeah, I'm building a tower there."
"...You know, anybody else, and they wouldn't get more than a scoff."
"That's why you're the best. Of course, I could always stop sending you ornithopters."
"...Here's your funding."